“@jamzldn: RVP don't deserve the golden boot.” Whoever scores most deserves it. #NotRocketScience

“@leemcveigh: Big deal it's 12/12/12 it was 11/11/11 last year and it'll be 13/13/13 next year.” 😱

@jamzldn this one is better. pic.twitter.com/Ob54LbOhcF

#AskArsenal spot the difference pic.twitter.com/ALoYp2mSIw

David Silva's first season in England; 53 apps, 6 goals, 15 assists.
Juan Mata's first season; 53 apps, 12 goals, 21 assists. Just sayin

This time last week Tottenham were in the Champions League..

Drogba v Henry? One turns up on the big occasion. One doesn't. Drogba 9 goals in 9 cup finals. Henry 0 in 5.

Rafa photo leaked pic.twitter.com/DefcdqvO

“@jamsiep: Still gutted we didn't sign Cazorla instead of Oscar.” I'll have what he's smoking

“@elnino_torres9: Jason Roberts is a twat” so are you

“@thelukerayner: Childhood fucking ruined pic.twitter.com/PE9vMyTb” haha

“@tweetchelseafc: I bet Torres would love it if we signed Falcao!” who cares? We need a striker.

@tweetchelseafc anything that wins a game

“@gr4sshopp3r: #FootballGamesIWillNeverForget The one where this happened: http://t.co/KQkbqu8s” gayyyyyy

@xellecfc happy birthday!! Hope you have a good day x

“@omarressam: I'm an Arsenal fan, but Mata is waaaay better than Cazorla.” A sensible arsenal fan, who'd've thought it?

Football fans are like teenagers. Tell them not to do something and they'll do it. Surely the club must know this

My names _____ I'm against modern football but have a sky sports subscription.

Juan mata appreciation tweet.

“@guardian_sport: Rafael Benítez tells Chelsea supporters to lay off Fernando Torres  http://gu.com/p/3d3xz/tw  via @guardian” make me