The awkward moment when there's only one black kid in the church.

#fuckbieber #fuck1d #LiveForeverLG

They should just make Wednesday a mid-week break day from now on

What's the fucking point of a moth?!

I go downstairs to get a drink, and there's a potato on the living room floor. Whaaat the fuck.

Pretty girls make graves

@haydnrussell oh, who did that?! http://t.co/cAesQBBd

'I like cold play cos I'm 12 and I think paradise is the best song ever and it sounds like rhianna and every other song made this year'.

Sounds like fucking Iraq outside..

'1 boy dies a year while masturbating'

YOU AND I ARE GONNA LIVE FOEVERRRR.

If you think dropping your phone on your face hurts.. Wait until you get an iPad.. Fucking hell

The shy ones notice everything, but no one notices the shy ones.

I'd give it another 8 hours. Everything stupid related starts with America #fatyanks

@pat94s_ happy birthday patman ;)

#Top10FavouriteOasisSongs 1.live forever, 2.slide away, 3.listen up, 4.don't look back in anger, 5.champagne supernova, 6.take me away

Wayne Rooney obviously gave Howard Webb a blowjob at halftime.

Nothing ever lasts forever.

Think the 'if you knock, I will rape you' signed worked pretty well tonight.

Chris Foy - the definition of a cunt who knows nothing about being a ref.