Don't tax the rich, but hey, let's jack up the interest rates for the college kids, OK? (h/t: @lolgop) http://t.co/DvM2aMsB

I laughed. RT @lascanner SANTA MONICA *Update: If that bomb threat @ SMC is serious enough, it can prolly eventually transfer to UCLA.

@hoyosrevenge @utahprogressive @jazzyvandalute @schumacherf2006 @davidwilbur As a believer in the UCLA-$C rivalry, nothing beats BYU-Utah

Yes, I am down with @erg79's #JustSayNoToCamo movement; if you hate the ugly #UCLA alternates, tweet #JustSayNoToCamo to @uclambb.

@onelifeonemic @ethannovak "If I ever ______________ you'll be the first person that I ____________." -- Nam, all the time.

#UCLA News: Jim Mora, UCLA Athletics Welcome Gay Athletes, Coaches And So Should Everyone Else  http://dlvr.it/3FCDs2  #GOBRUINS

Holy fuck RT @thearmotrader RT @jose3030 WOW RT @corkgaines Second vid shows explosion at Boston Marathon finish line  http://youtu.be/0EP7j38itx4 

While there should be tighter restrictions on guns, I believe USC fans are a bigger problem to society than guns are.

It's official: USC hoops exists only as publicity stunt.

Hey Kentucky fans, Shabazz Muhammad would like to congratulate you on your No. 1 seed... in the NIT. #UCLA

Watching USC/Utah throw away the game to each other is great TV if you have at least 12 strong stomachs.

So much this RT @ethannovak: Know what is going to be awesome? When I graduate and never have to see frat/sorority shit everywhere I go.

@1000steps @herbieverstinks @edwardlewisbsr @ndatrivals Congrats on being nationally relevant at any sport for the first time in awhile.

Don't search "Oklahoma" & "Seattle" on Twitter unless you wanna see lots of people tell you not to search "Oklahoma" & "Seattle" on Twitter.

YAY. RT @ryan_kartje: UCLA DE Owa Odighizuwa's injury, reported to be season-ending, not as serious as expected. Could return Week 1.

If one more person tells me, "But taking the train to the Bay Area is like an adventure!" I swear to God...

*groin punches everyone tweeting about the Office finale*

Got an A on another midterm because BRAINZ

@ethannovak Reminds me of "I. DECLARE. BANKRUPTCY!"

THE DARKEST TIMELINE RT @lonelytailgater In the realm of keeping it real, is anyone really realer than Titus Young? #RealestReality