Romney's beginning to sound more and more like the ermahgerd girl. #debate

FEWER HORSES AND BAYONETTES DROP THE MIC #mockthevote

Eric Cantor hates poetry. #inaug2013 pic.twitter.com/jS96HXHX

Just told husband I was crying over Andy Griffith & he asked if I was on my period. Andy Griffith would have never said that.

Serious times call for serious cats  http://instagr.am/p/Sia_LYKxte/ 

It's nice of Trump to remind us that he literally has millions of dollars he could give to charity on a moment's notice, but chooses not to.

If Brad Pitt doesn't scream, "What's in the box? What's in the box?!" on the red carpet, then I'm not watching any more. #oscarsmystery

DROP THE MIC! #fluke #DNC

The road less traveled probably has a Cheesecake Factory by now.

The rules of #sinceritychicken are simple. Give someone a genuine compliment. They give one back. First person to revert to sarcasm loses.

Have we gotten to the point where watching TV in real time qualifies as getting back to nature?

Watching Todd Akin's speech convinced me of one thing: anyone can come up with a reason to chant USA USA.

Worst Call Me Maybe cover ever. #goldenglobes

Really glad Facebook knows more about its customers than anyone selling guns will ever have to.

"How To Be Zero Dark Flirty" - Cosmo headline soon probably

@demort Yeah, it's a vine:  http://vine.co/v/bpXOL7H0HOt 

Romney's first zinger: Thank you Mr. President for being a part of this debate. #toosoon

I'm going as a slut for Halloween. Easiest costume ever. Just carrying my birth control prescription with me. #diy

You're going to hear a lot about an organization called @planting_peace today... this is my favorite thing ever.  http://vine.co/v/bpXOL7H0HOt  RT!

Upon closer inspection: pic.twitter.com/O3SBUvyY