There's a couple here who thought they had bought tickets to see Gary Newman, not Bellowhead. How do you confuse the two?!

I am a bit in love with Jay from the Wanted.

"I best be off, the chicken isn't going to serve itself" Chicken quotes from @theedougrugg

Sambuca and coke is the most wonderful combination.

"Mitch just wants to be loved!" Threesome is simultaneously the most shit and the best thing that's ever happened to TV.

@rooinektim96 you've obviously never seen this mans costume!  http://uploads.neatorama.com/images/posts/57/53/53057/1349045101-0.jpg … Short man on stilts! haha

And I bought Front mag purely for the bits about @dirtyblacklungs, Alk3 and TBS. Not even mad about boobs. #ClosetLesbian? lol

@sailorrtaylor best night ever. Whyyy is there no Eurovision every weeek?!

@benpsadams @sailortaylor omg how sexy. I bet he smells great #YeastBeast

@tashie_toos Please don't die. Who else will I bitch about EFC with? :'(

Oh, just fuck off already. #rageeee

I don't understand why we don't just have an opt-out system for organ donation. It just makes so much more sense.

So it looks like me, @adamptr92 and @tashie_toos are going to Amsterdam in feb! Lad(ie)s on tour ;)

Willy mason! @ Southampton Guildhall  http://instagr.am/p/SgXQlzt7Uc/ 

"He's so big and yeasty" eternal love for anyone who guesses who that's about

I think doug is dying #SOS #jesustakethewheel

Is it acceptable to punch people that chew with their mouth open? 'cause it should be.

@rosamundhanson get a teacup pig! http://t.co/ubGeHGSY

Hahaha some girl on Jezza "I want a baby cause my friends got one" PLZ DON'T BREEEEED

Giant mutant rat in Portsmouth #weird #rat #whyyyy @ Guildhall Square  http://instagram.com/p/ZafEafN7ad/