“@paulypeligroso: So a homophobe, a rapist, and a black guy walk into a bar, and everyone's like "Can I have your autograph, Kobe?"” HAHAHA

If I see 1 more pic of flowers on fb w/ the caption "I <3 my boyfriend"

I will find them, shit on their flowers & burn their house down.

Also. a healthy ranch that doesn't taste like ass needs to be invented.

“@andylevy: Wow everyone, your phone's camera really captures the excitement of the fireworks you're watching!” @cdsjmu lmao

@usc_zack misshuuu too

“@wtfuckfacts: “Avocado” comes from the Nahuatl word “ahuácatl”, which means “testicle”.”

@dresmonster

Accusing someone of something that they clearly havent done, makes you look really guilty.

almost hit a mailbox tweeting.. so what do I do? tweet about it.

#epitomeofafemaledriver

“@beavlsnbutthead: Like all women are beautiful. Uh huh-huh huh. Except the ugly ones. Uh huh-huh huh.”

haha how convenient @treshow

Things I would rather do than finals:

1) Pinterest
2) Eat road kill

“@yourfavwhiteguy: Whenever I'm almost done banging a chick, I hear the Mortal Kombat voice saying "FINISH HER!" in my head.” @chrissed_off

I'm tired
I don't want to do homework
I hate homework
I want el charro
I dont want to go to class
& I hate Tuesdays.

Well I guess if I ever get lonely.. there's always the lot lizard route.


lololol gag.

@usc_zack haha you're silly. I usually get "good morning beautiful" from you. Let's be honest here

I hate when someone RTs and I can't see who they are. I wanna knowwww.

KITTY CAT GO MEOW

“@usc_zack: @carriexdale #13thingsiwant” you are the best, seriously.

“@usc_zack: @carriexdale I'll take you to the candy shop” HAY I KNOW THAT SONG.. haha

“@douchytombrady: @carriexdale and @bethable have the femballs to answer the #BradyPollQuestions” #winning

@reaiwizkhailfa jmuuuu tomorrow?