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Remember in 2009 I went to Rosie's house and asked her to hang out with me and she said "Well I'm eating this apple right now, so..." ???
A cat would be perfect if it was a dog.
Big bright moon, wine, dreamboy.
"No, no, no, you don't ever shush laughter, son..." -Grandpa Hoss
But peppermint bark ice cream tho
CAN'T SLEEP TOO EXCITED
Livin' in a dream.
I'MA GONER, Y'ALL
If you juice a vegetable or go to yoga or crossfit you BETTER post about it on the Internet every single time or else no one will know!!!
Why didn't I live on the second story and have boys climb a ladder and through my window?
Nah actually that's lame
Wanna get stuck on a ferris wheel with someone handsome
If your spotify feed shows that I'm listening to Weird Al it's a GLITCH
Would like to get stoned and watch spoken word on youtube and eat sorbet in big T-shirts #dreamboy