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Sometimes when I feel my dog has lost faith in me, I take him to the light switch and turn it off and on a lot to remind him that I'm magic.
It's funny that people think Facebook gives a fuck that they hate the redesign.
You know what's cool? When you can donate to help tragedies by texting.
You know what's stupid? Changing your facebook picture to *help*.
My dog likes to fake bite me, so I like to retaliate by fake taking him to the vet to be put down.
I hope if someone hacks into my @linkedin account, they send poorly targeted employment requests to a bunch of recruiters.
I accidentally used my invigorating face wash as body wash and now I can't calm down.
Employers need to stop looking for 'ninjas'. Sooner or later a real ninja is going to show up at an interview and he's going to be pissed.
Lots of uncreative people in San Francisco dressed up for Halloween as Giants fans this year.
If you only see one picture today, make it this one. http://t.co/dx8zvmgs
Not making eye contact with a driver before crossing an intersection in front of them is as close as I get to religion, anymore.
I hate to see my money go overseas. Does anyone know if there's a National House of Pancakes?
So, @dsmitts ate too many macaroons last night. http://cl.ly/image/2y3w0Z3V1L42 …
New apartment walking times:
Work - 10 minutes
Liquor store - 22 minutes
Fucking disaster.
I bet transvestites always say, "Buy a girl a drink first!" and then laugh and laugh before masturbating.
I don't always immediately understand new concepts, but when I do, I really don't.
Just when you think you've got it all figured out, you find out there's a person named Moonlit Wang living in your building.
Hey guys, remember when you were young and everything was new and exciting and girls didn't have herpes?
Super Awesome Fantastic.
