I need more friends that are awake at ridiculous times like me

"@queenspecialk: I'd so rent a RV & travel around" i'd so go with you

Cooking bacon for sandwiches. Date me.

"@queenspecialk: @caseydilla69 you're pretty freakinfantastic :-D" oh stop it i'm blushing ;D

OH AND SPECIAL S/O TO @queenspecialk BECAUSE SHE IS JUST THE FUCKING BEST AND DESERVES ONE. <3

I just don't feel like being sober anymore.

Can't decide between a frappuccino or a forty #firstworldproblems

Cruisin down the street in my 64, jockin da bitches, slappin da hoes

#ImSingleBecause i don't like sharing pillows, blankets, or my bed. #sorrynotsorry

GUESS WHO FINALLY LEARNED THE FRENCH INHALE!

Lookin, feelin, smellin like a million bucks

Something vague that we're not seeing, something more like a feeling.

I got two corona's as a tip! #win

My 5 year old nephew just brought me a porn dvd screaming "WHO IS THIS?!" Hahaha wtf

THIS WEED TASTES LIKE CANDY :~) NOMNOM

MAYBE WE SHOULD BRAKE AT GREEN LIGHTS AND GO TEN MILES UNDER THE SPEED LIMIT, said every car in vancouver

"@jaykubmichael: @caseydilla69 hey, we should date" no old man i dont want your candy

Shower, sit naked in front of the heater, smoke. #MyMorning

Still waiting to meet one of those people who will talk with me for hours at night. Or day, whatever

I NEED A BEER