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I need more friends that are awake at ridiculous times like me
Cooking bacon for sandwiches. Date me.
I just don't feel like being sober anymore.
Can't decide between a frappuccino or a forty #firstworldproblems
Cruisin down the street in my 64, jockin da bitches, slappin da hoes
#ImSingleBecause i don't like sharing pillows, blankets, or my bed. #sorrynotsorry
GUESS WHO FINALLY LEARNED THE FRENCH INHALE!
Lookin, feelin, smellin like a million bucks
Something vague that we're not seeing, something more like a feeling.
My 5 year old nephew just brought me a porn dvd screaming "WHO IS THIS?!" Hahaha wtf
THIS WEED TASTES LIKE CANDY :~) NOMNOM
MAYBE WE SHOULD BRAKE AT GREEN LIGHTS AND GO TEN MILES UNDER THE SPEED LIMIT, said every car in vancouver
Shower, sit naked in front of the heater, smoke. #MyMorning
Still waiting to meet one of those people who will talk with me for hours at night. Or day, whatever
I NEED A BEER
stop acting so small. you are the universe in ecstatic motion. ♈