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"I partied harder when I was 14 than you did when you were in college."
No time for cameras, we'll use our eyes instead.
Damned if I do and bored if I don't.
My president's black and my lambo is blue.
Does he look like a bitch?! Then why you fucking him like a bitch?!
ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER. YOU SPEAK IT?!
Hamburgers! The cornerstone of any nutritional breakfast.
Inhale pepperoni pizza and chug Mountain Dew.
The valleys are covered in such dense fog right now. It was so beautiful I just started crying.