@mrddyer can i get an RT for my granddad, died a few years after helping beat the nazis in ww2 http://t.co/2KZZDVcW

"The best gulag yet." - Techdirt. "Amazing - a revolution in forced labour." - Engadget. "I'm incredibly scared." - The Register

@raightninguk a scab walks into a bar. "good call on putting that bar in the way" says one striker to another. communism is achieved.

What is stopping the same sex parent from eating the baby. Nothihng. They have no morals, and their palates are despicable

"those on workfare are counted as employed by the Labour Force Survey"

@unhaunting can't believe i never realised skyrim lets you act out the fantasy of literally shouting at white people until they die

Steal ice cubes from a convenience store and melt the evidence #CoolCrime

#believeinamerica lol wait, america is real? i thought it was a sick joke

THIS GIRL BROUGHT A BEE INTO THE CLUB TIED TO A STRING ITS BUZZIN ROUND ANGRY AS HELL GUESS IT DOESNT LIKE NICKI MINAJ WTF

.@oaklandpoliceca id like to report a crime. i just smoked a whacked out joint and flipped off a dog

"a significant number of those ‘employed’ according to the Labour Force Survey guidelines, are actually on Government training schemes."

" those who have had benefits sanctioned are not included in the Claimant Count"

someone brought they potters wheel to the club sitting on the dance floor making urns and shit

rt if u love dog

.@ed_miliband you let your dad down i hope you know that.

As James Delingpole awoke one morning from uneasy dreams, he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic wind turbine.

email from Peter Merrick http://t.co/4DHxw1pV

THANK GOD ISRAEL LIVES ANOTHER DAY AFTER VALIANTLY DEFENDING ITSELF FROM MURDEROUS 11 MONTH OLD CHILDREN @lukeakehurst

"The nature of humor is to subvert expectations, but geeks always demand everything be exactly as they expect it to."

.@uktesco tried to fill my car at one of your stations but all that came out of the pump was dr. pepper? refreshing but still need petrol