@jephjacques I hate when ppl say "This would never happen if everyone/nobody had guns." Let's start by getting serious about mental health.

Anyone impressed by Rand Paul talking for 7 hours straight clearly doesn't have Libertarian friends.

It's a good night for weed and vaginas.

#DenverDares wear a short skirt to Park Tavern and loudly proclaim, "I'm used to drinking at sea level!"

Well, #Denver, looks like your homophobia is only slightly outdone by your hobophobia.

"@denverpost: Cloverleaf dog track in #Loveland headed for rubble heap: http://t.co/PEuDdUlC by @montewhaley" @nekocase small victory in CO.

@robdelaney but if contraception is ok, how can we legislate dire, life-ruining consequence for women who enjoy non-procreative sex?

I'm reading #50shades so you don't have to. Trust me, you don't have to.  http://steponitvelma.com/2012/10/31/50-shades-of-what-this-is-i-dont-even/ …

Come on, folks, if @pattonoswalt were as much of a rape apologist as everyone says he is, he'd have his own show on E! by now.

I drink because the world won't shut up about gluten and Channing Tatum.

Tell Kevin Bacon Vote @yeson65  http://bit.ly/PMKSUy  Forward this to everyone. If he gets this, thousands will too. #6degrees #copolitics

I'm getting the feeling that the end of "Breaking Bad" is going to make the end of "Hamlet" look like "Bye Bye Birdie."

Well, America, it's come to this. You officially can't be trusted to not kill yourself with sugar water. #soproud

Trying to imagine what it would have felt like to rip the cellophane off a freshly pressed copy of "Revolver." #madmen #sixtiesenvy

Nipple piercings are such a rad idea, until you need an MRI. #magnetshowdotheywork

You can't tell me that Karl Rove hasn't done a cost-benefit analysis on reanimating Reagan's corpse.

@will8k @sid_pink especially, in both cases, Galaga.

 http://steponitvelma.com/2013/03/18/an-opportunity-isnt-a-right/ … Why do we act like men can't help but rape?

@donald_stump ROYAL TEENAGE WOLF PANTIES

Hey, Neil Young, did you hear how Beck made a whole album where he just wrote the songs, didn't sing em? Cool idea. That not singing thing.