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Anyone impressed by Rand Paul talking for 7 hours straight clearly doesn't have Libertarian friends.
It's a good night for weed and vaginas.
#DenverDares wear a short skirt to Park Tavern and loudly proclaim, "I'm used to drinking at sea level!"
Well, #Denver, looks like your homophobia is only slightly outdone by your hobophobia.
I'm reading #50shades so you don't have to. Trust me, you don't have to. http://steponitvelma.com/2012/10/31/50-shades-of-what-this-is-i-dont-even/ …
I drink because the world won't shut up about gluten and Channing Tatum.
I'm getting the feeling that the end of "Breaking Bad" is going to make the end of "Hamlet" look like "Bye Bye Birdie."
Well, America, it's come to this. You officially can't be trusted to not kill yourself with sugar water. #soproud
Trying to imagine what it would have felt like to rip the cellophane off a freshly pressed copy of "Revolver." #madmen #sixtiesenvy
Nipple piercings are such a rad idea, until you need an MRI. #magnetshowdotheywork
You can't tell me that Karl Rove hasn't done a cost-benefit analysis on reanimating Reagan's corpse.
http://steponitvelma.com/2013/03/18/an-opportunity-isnt-a-right/ … Why do we act like men can't help but rape?
Hey, Neil Young, did you hear how Beck made a whole album where he just wrote the songs, didn't sing em? Cool idea. That not singing thing.
Music writer, wife, malcontent, distrusted among horses.