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Anyone impressed by Rand Paul talking for 7 hours straight clearly doesn't have Libertarian friends.
I'm of the age where my friends' tramp stamps are, one by one, becoming epidural targets.
It's a good night for weed and vaginas.
When was the last time anyone saw Jack Nicholson walk? Upright? Just curious.
#DenverDares wear a short skirt to Park Tavern and loudly proclaim, "I'm used to drinking at sea level!"
Well, #Denver, looks like your homophobia is only slightly outdone by your hobophobia.
I'm reading #50shades so you don't have to. Trust me, you don't have to. http://steponitvelma.com/2012/10/31/50-shades-of-what-this-is-i-dont-even/ …
Quoth the raven, WHAT THE FUCK.
I'm at a kid-friendly breakfast restaurant before noon, and I think I just felt my ovaries voluntarily dissolve.
I was upset about the overreach implicit in the Patriot Act before it was cool.
Writer, wife, malcontent, distrusted among horses.