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Delete me from Facebook & I'll send you a friend request, ensuring cutting me out of your online life is more awkward than it needs to be.
More like Halifax Poop Explosion. #HPX2012
"Ermagrd, here's your capprchenr!" I said to a customer. I then realized what I had said and died of embarrassment.
Dear tourists: I hope you enjoyed how quickly I ate that submarine sandwich. #TallShips
"Ha! Ha! Ha! Hoo! Ha! Hoo! Ha! Hee! Ho! Ha! Ha! Rawwww! Come on!" - me rapping to Busta Rhymes
I have broached that place in last minute essay writing where I'd rather look at shit done by Kate Leth than write another word on WASPs.
I AM A LAWYER I AM IN A CAFE I HAVE THINGS TO SAY LISTEN TO MY SHITTY POLITICS I AM UNNECESSARILY LOUD I WROTE ARTICLES I HAVE A LAW DEGREE
No one in this class can pronounce diaspora.
JK, Momma. Thanks for loving me, teaching me how to speak up, for feeding and clothing me, and not having a Twitter.
"My grandson had a quarter of his brain removed" -- response to my Kijiji ad where I am giving away my double bed
I have no fucking idea what you mean when you say Rob Swanson is your spirit animal.
If you & I went to high school together, there's a 67% chance your profile picture on Facebook is of your wedding or an ultrasound.
Makeup tutorials on Youtube: you're joking, right?
tyendinaga mohawk, early childhood educator, indigenous/canadian studies undergrad student, reluctantly gluten-free