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Eight years old, Mom gives me Salt 'n' Pepa's album "Very Necessary" and explains nothing.
Had a nightmare last night where I was wearing Transitions eyeglasses
It must be so hard to be taken for granite.
"My grandson had a quarter of his brain removed" -- response to my Kijiji ad where I am giving away my double bed
Delete me from Facebook & I'll send you a friend request, ensuring cutting me out of your online life is more awkward than it needs to be.
More like Halifax Poop Explosion. #HPX2012
"Ermagrd, here's your capprchenr!" I said to a customer. I then realized what I had said and died of embarrassment.
Dear tourists: I hope you enjoyed how quickly I ate that submarine sandwich. #TallShips
"Ha! Ha! Ha! Hoo! Ha! Hoo! Ha! Hee! Ho! Ha! Ha! Rawwww! Come on!" - me rapping to Busta Rhymes
Kid at spoken word event rapping metaphors about Windows 98 freezing and needing to be shut down. Amazing.
Ten years old, Mom sits me down and explains all of the sexual references in Alanis Morissette's "Jagged Little Pill".
Current mood: Theodore Huxtable's rat tail
It's Bad Dad Day, where I publicly scorn men who bring children into this world and fail to adequately care for them.
tyendinaga mohawk, early childhood educator, oldest person in my second year canadian history classes, probably hungry