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if yr going to conclude an email to me with "cheers!" know that every future email from you will be marked as spam & automatically deleted
where are my keys? where are my tortoise frame glasses? where is my concealer? where is my ambition?
why didn't anyone tell me that "you can call me al" is the best fucking music video ever made
i will wait forever for your website to load to read about your failed marriage, gwyneth paltrow
do you know how hard it is to get cream soda in halifax when you're too lazy to leave your house to go to a store and buy it?
you do not get to dictate how i interact with males who like children, ovaries, so stay the fuck out of this
list of things i'm currently taking seriously:
don't think i've forgotten about what a fucking creepy song "christie kissed a corpse" is, of montreal
it doesn't matter if you're saving 75% on a pair of leather boots if you can't get them over your idiot calves (they won't stretch, stop it)
if you aren't sure how to use a semi-colon properly, you know don't have to use them, right? that grammar has provided other options?
"i am in denial about my aversion to caffeine," she said, heart racing, palms sweaty, cappuccino cup trembling as she raised it to her lips
some dude: man did you know about the genocide native people experienced?
some dude: i really like native culture.
me: which one?
some dude: all of them. they're all practically the same.
me: yeah, no, they're not.
Mohawk women have never kept their mouths shut when there are important things to say. -- Helen Brant Spencer