The only reason why I don't have female friends is because I enjoy silence

Men, if you cant grow a proper manly beard, you might aswell not grow a beard at all,it looks ridiculous.I can grow a better beard than that

Noticed how Lady Gaga is crying a lot in public lately? Maybe shes going through man-o-pause

I just learned the hard way that sometimes certain emails should be erased forever

I wear Marvel underwear for men #whyimsingle

Dell advertising: "Buy a Dell for college,get an XBOX 360"...Basically what Dell wants is for you to fail all your classes and drop out...

It's not really anime without a tentacle rape scene

I'm getting ready for a weekend full of gin and tears...

Isn´t the brazilian carnival more like an excuse to celebrate prostitution out in the open?They are not fooling ME

OK Facebook THAT'S IT!ENOUGH!

One word: GIN

The option "Hide all by this person" on Facebook is the only reason why I still have a Facebook

A lot of unhappy people on this bus

I don't think my golden retriever appreciates me trying to spoon her all the time

People underestimate the power of a hug

The day I stumbled upon a 3d animated version of Babar the Elephant is the day I realized 3D animation is ruining everything

Gin+ tonic tonight, a lot of that

I have a thing for vikings. That´s how I explain my inclination for redheads with amazing beards #redheads #vikings

Smokers don't want to be saved

The awkward moment when your boyfriend grows a beard and turns out to be a ginger beard....very confusing...