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Smoking rooms at hotels are by far the greatest invention ever.
I need to go back on my coffee & cigarettes diet. All this eating like a normal human being shit ain't gonna fly.
Oh my tropical storm Lee, you're making me so wet.
A hipster is just a hippy & a prepster that fucked & had a really pretentious & obnoxious baby.
I would consider blowing a midget for a venti latte right now.
Some things that exist in our world today really confuse me... Like pubic hair & girls that don't swallow.
I've learned that its pretty much acceptable to talk like a whore as long as you don't act like one.
Idk what's so special about this Martin Luther King guy... I have dreams every night & don't run around telling everyone about them.
Can we all agree white men should not be allowed to wear those black condoms? It's weird & gross & really who are you trying to fool...
To let that special lady know how you feel today call your local radio station & dedicate Nine Inch Nails "Closer" to her.
Did nickelback ever figure out what the hell was on Joey's head in the picture that they sang about?
If people sucked less I'd enjoy being around them more.
Mothers Day is a lot like Valentines day... You shouldnt need a 'holiday' tell your mother how much you love & appreciate her.
Every time a fat girl makes a masturbation joke in public god kills a Victoria's Secret model. So stop the madness!!
If Monday was a dude he'd wear Ed Hardy, have tribals, & think he was a UFC fighter.
I am a make-up artist & Acadiana's best white girl rapper.