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ALAN RICKMAN TOO? PUT BACK 2016. I DON'T WANT IT ANYMORE.
If Mark Appel ever gets nabbed for PEDs, you could say... *puts on sunglasses* Appel juiced. YYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH.
Rape jokes, no matter how harmless they seem, help normalize rape. You're turning the pain, fear and anguish of women AND men into a joke.
All I want is a Tiger World Series Championship.
If the Lions beat the Packers at Lambeau I'll shave my head and get a tattoo of Matthew Stafford on my skull.
Honestly, if they make the playoffs, great. If they don’t, okay fine. No skin off my nose. This team isn’t good enough to win a Cup.
Go home, World Series. You're drunk.
Jamie Benn: "I got hacked. By Tyler Seguin!" [points at Seguin]
[dramatic closeup of Seguin]
Tyler Seguin: ... But I actually go down on wo–
WOW LEYLAND DID PRETTY MUCH THE SAME THING AS HE DID IN GAME 2 AND THE RELIEVERS DID WHAT THEY WERE ASKED TO AND NO RUNS SCORED WOW
Ref: Are you *sure* you want to challenge?
Ref: Are you absolutely sure?
Ref: Are you—oh screw it.
"I want that person to stop covering the umpires when they mess up." PEDRO.
Not a dude. Writes for @walkoffwoodward/@hardball_times. Lover of Tigers, Red Wings, Dan Haren, Phil Coke, Cubs sorta. Send hatemail to catswithbats @ gmail.
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