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ALAN RICKMAN TOO? PUT BACK 2016. I DON'T WANT IT ANYMORE.
If Mark Appel ever gets nabbed for PEDs, you could say... *puts on sunglasses* Appel juiced. YYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH.
Rape jokes, no matter how harmless they seem, help normalize rape. You're turning the pain, fear and anguish of women AND men into a joke.
All I want is a Tiger World Series Championship.
Go home, World Series. You're drunk.
If the Lions beat the Packers at Lambeau I'll shave my head and get a tattoo of Matthew Stafford on my skull.
Honestly, if they make the playoffs, great. If they don’t, okay fine. No skin off my nose. This team isn’t good enough to win a Cup.
Jamie Benn: "I got hacked. By Tyler Seguin!" [points at Seguin]
[dramatic closeup of Seguin]
Tyler Seguin: ... But I actually go down on wo–
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