a witch has banished you to the friend zone. to enter reality and get on with your life, go to page 56. to blame women everywhere, page 168

i had a dream that my friends fed a bird so much that it became human sized and it wore a vest

i wear the jorts in this relationship

SCP 1496, otherwise known as "reddit", is a forum page that mutates its posters into warm piles of excrement.

what's the point if i can't be a digidestined, gundam pilot, magical girl, or a monster girl

if you were good at video games you wouldnt have to call your opponent a bitch or imply that you are going to "rape" them

ive heard english hentai dubs and i know i can moan better

There is a slight chance that my bf's family saw me with my bare ass sitting on their son's face this morning

im on campus and i want to take my pants off

sext: kiss me through the walls of my stomach. i cradle you in gastric acid. i am digesting you and we are in love - mom doesn't understand

please, @mikecallton , tell us why a woman should not say or hear the word "vagina"

i wear the strapon in this relationship

*chuuuu* a witch has kissed you. reject her love and be cursed, or accept her and live in eternal bog witch poon bliss? choose wisely

walmart underwear

a group of college students working together in the library. they are all crying

i want to go to bk so badly. i want to burg. i have $5 in cash. i want to burg. let me

if you are asked to donate to the salvation army, say "sorry, i spent all my money planning for my big gay wedding. god bless."

You enter my cave. It's dark. You step in something slimy. Your whole body is submerged in the muck. It's my cavebog. We just had sex.

have a very guro christmas

my coworkers think putting a 3D printer in every home will fix our economy