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Coz I live in #MTL, 12 hrs post-snowstorm, the roads are still a hot mess. I "found" parking by ramming the front of my car into a snowbank.
Yo, laser printer, can you calm down and stop making that annoying whirring sound? I printed something like 20 minutes ago, you needy bitch
When I hear ANY of the US republican candidates speak, it makes me wish Canada was a person so I could hug it. REALLY HARD. #iowa #ohcanada
Victoria's Secret fashion show: making women feel insecure about their bodies since 2001
My iPhone corrected 'heeehee' to 'here here' several times. Apparently my phone thinks it is a 19th century Englishman #damnyouautocorrect
Overheard in #Montreal : School is like a boner, it's long and hard... unless you're Asian
Armand van Helden just CRUSHED it at #balenblanc - what a perfect way to end the night!! Now for some breakfast...