Guess God really does use Lisp. http://t.co/wYfcEIZU

Microsoft's thinking about buying Adobe. Two words: Microsoft Photoshop.

Enjoy your nightmares.

In case it isn't clear: the fact that female developers / employees get mistaken for booth babes is exactly how booth babes are harmful.

Why do we have /bin and /usr/bin and /usr/local/bin? Well... http://t.co/twIijUBr

If you think about it, C-3PO is basically wearing a crop top and low rise jeans.

Oh for Christ's sake, Adobe: http://t.co/I9uKFllS

It's funny how many "problems" evaporate when you communicate.

My answer on Quora to: How was Osama Bin Laden killed, which includes a breakdown of @ReallyVirtual's inadvertent liveblog http://qr.ae/6bbt

Words fail. So fucking angry. Fuck you, @sqoot https://t.co/PIB9crK4 https://t.co/FkW9oowQ https://t.co/avpUCSev

I think you guys are all wrong. Google bought Motorola so they can bring back CodeWarrior.

As far as I can tell, if you designed a programming language doing the opposite of everything PHP did, you'd get Haskell.

RT if you've typed "NSSTring" today

RTs of people who don't understand why Wikipedia is down. Simply genius. @herpderpedia.

You are the only one who gets to decide what's a waste of your time.

Wireless network: "Jabba's slaveship".

EXCUSE ME, but the correct name is Jabba's Sail Barge. Idiot.

InfoWorld's incredibly brutal review of Win Phone 7. Ow. http://www.infoworld.com/print/130211

I'm not one to question people's rates, but $25,000 for an AppleScript that sets $PATH seems a little much. http://t.co/t3zbEDu6

Git's internals were designed by Gandalf. Its interface was designed by Saruman.

Jon St. John (the voice of Duke Nukem) reading TextEdit's menus. No, I don't know the story behind this. http://t.co/3A2bM1w

Fuck. RIP Dennis Ritchie. Thank you for C and UNIX.