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At this school if you want to see someone you will never see them. If you don't want to see someone you will see them EVERYWHERE.
Everyone on thanksgiving is all like ohh I ate too much I'm gonna be sick and I'm like guys I do that every day get over yourselves
When is my phone going to realize that I will never use the word "ducking" in a sentence?
A haiku on Elmira College:
I want to go home
Why's everyone a DJ?
I should have transferred
Simultaneously lost brain cells and gained self-confidence while watching 5 minutes of the bachelor. Red flags everywhere, run dude.
If anyone asks why we don't have any woman auctions just remember they occur literally every Saturday night.
Phones about to die. Only thing getting me through is knowing somewhere right now Kyle Smith is practicing phone-a-thon calls in the mirror.
Not sure if this girl is dressed like a colonial pirate because its Halloween or just because everyone at this school is fuckin weird.
You guys ever get pissed at like Susan B. Anthony and those bitches? All we had to do was make food and make babies WE HAD IT MADE.
I have eaten more since the oscars began two hours ago than Angelina Jolie has in two weeks.
Freezing nights like this make me miss 3rd term nights when our entire school is at the fountain until like 3am:(
Making jokes about people instagramming pictures of their food is now actually worse than people who Instagram their food.
Don't forget to say I love you.
So sick of doing everything around here. Do I really have to be the one to plan Bobbie Sue's baby shower?
If college didn't make you hate your major you're lying to yourself.