I feel like if I wore my baggy shorts, Kristen Chenoweth could fit in my pocket.

@zoesaldana Is there going to be a sequel to The Losers? You were awesome in that. #AskZoe

How dare you tell me I watch too many @maxjacobson @pwillems

Just jogged up the subway platform like louie in his main title sequence of his show, on my way to see him perform live

@fionagubelmann I gotta say you really shined in that episode. Helped to emotionally ground all the laughs. More Jenna the better.

#suitsswag RT @tedontv: SUITS giveaway! Items info here http://t.co/ngEkowMR Must follow me & RT w/ #suitsswag by 11p Tues to enter

As out of place as Ashley Judd in an ABC pilot.

I feel like the broncos stole this storyline from FNL. If tebow switches to WR after I'd sue.

cc: @maxjacobson RT @nathanfillion: Oh, it's real. Very. Very. Real. http://t.co/XHaz4OxA

I'll let you know when I get home

@jacobsonian he sure loves to sit on tires...

@thegame Here's my 2 copies: http://t.co/3LxJigc #RedAlbum

@maxjacobson Où est le WC?

Lady is STILL pregnant here at jiffy lube. At this point I think she just has a bird cage under there to fuck with everyone.

I haven't been at my comp I will tonight

Looking at a pregnant girl working at jiffy lube. Times are tough b.....

@maxjacobson hahahahaha

@maxjacobson send her a note to the address you don't know

Cute girl who I haven't seen since last semester came into the editing lab and said it was nice seeing you again. Maybe today doesn't suck.

Sign on door of bank in student center: "we respectfully ask you to remove your halloween masks before entering the bank."