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“McFly, you bojo! Those boards don’t work on water!”
“Unless you got POWER!”
<Turns on “Pit Bull” hoverboard>
<Board bursts into flames>
Hell is a smoke detector chirping intermittently every 1-100 minutes and a wife whose “solution” is to smash smoke detectors until it stops.
When *Starbucks* says the rent is too damn high, you know it’s bad…
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