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Captain America looks more like Captain Puerto Rico with the one star
"If you're not willing to have a cocktail in a sippy cup so you can drink in the shower, I really question your dedication to alcoholism.”
Yes, that's very nice, but does it come with a fleshlight?
The only "b" word you should call a girl is beautiful... bitches love to be called beautiful
Once you've seen one woman naked.. you pretty much want to see the rest of them naked
When promted for a courtesy flush, I respectfully decline.
Westwood sounds like a place where gay men go when there's no wood out east
I mostly pretend to judge you because I'm jealous and I wish that you spent as much time stalking/thinking about me as you do Rebecca Black.
I bet that "The doctor is in" joke must be so played out between medical students and their girlfriends
If you don't have a drink in your hand, you're doing it wrong.
If god can't make the toilets in church bathrooms flush themselves, i don't he cares much about how clean his house is
but she'll be Dora the Geologist by the time I have kids...
The size of the hoop earings is directly proportional to the size of the penis needed to satisfy the wearer
I haven't been this excited about xmas in like 20 years #NBA
Not feeling this no-alcohol-at-baby-shower thing
Nothing like a visit to a third world country to get you back in rare shape... at the toilet
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