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REMINDER that Polish has entirely separate words for "wizard" and "evil wizard"
I just remembered a dream where I was petting a dog and suddenly it moved to the ceiling and told me I had to upgrade to full version of dog
humiliation fetish video where bored housewife in revealing outfit criticizes your Pokémon strategies
ISRAELI REPORTS SHOW THAT IRAN HAS MASTERED FIRE, POSSIBLY EVEN STEAM
you arrive at the glory hole only to find a small trumpet emerging. it plays a little ditty
when I approach the 140 character limit I start typing more quietly (but not slower) in the hopes that twitter won't notice
Tweeting is talking to a wall and being continuously surprised that the wall responds
Polish having a special word for an Evil Wizard is making me stop and think about what the Polish know that we do not
what if december 21st 2012 is just when all the batteries in SNES cartridges fail
WARNING: LIBERALISM MAY CAUSE TERRIFYING HALLUCINATIONS OF A WORLD WHERE VIOLENCE, GREED AND MISOGYNY IS "HUMAN NATURE"
what do you mean "wacky races" isn't a good title for my essay on ethnic studies? are there copyright issues?
prefix any tech news with "soon, white people can"
a dog's every moment is lived thus: "hahaha, thing! I'm a dog!"
Israel has the right to unilaterally move its borders to wherever Palestinians are so it can feel threatened by them
SIX TERRIFYING WAYS CRACKED DOT COM EDITORS WILL DIE
Fool, by having my #mancardrevoked you have made me more powerful than you can possibly imagine
Before climaxing you pull out, but the shaft never seems to end #ominousevents