I love how the @abercrombie dude wants his stuff on "the cool kids." Abercrombie hasn't been cool since LFO.

Party Monster has a 'Refuse to play Nickelback' feature: pic.twitter.com/Mdg338jdjW

Shit there goes my plan of not being a pervert for one week. How long did I last? One day?

@celisse DEPENDS ON YOUR MOOD

@celisse @sed1987 @brianasuckss BOOM.

Hope the next time a breeze lifts my skirt up for the patrons of Tacos Mexico, I'm wearing something really rude under like an adult diaper

Woah. RT @shawna_england: View from my house...crazy #watertown pic.twitter.com/lg3zivwFWM

I've now watched every episode of Game of Thrones and i know exactly two of the characters' names. "Joffrey" and I forget the other one.

I’ve got 99 problems and I’m not dealing with any of them.

Finally reached my FAVORITE NUMBER OF TWEETS! I'M OUT!!!

@celisse I’m really, really good at managing email, badges, home screen layouts, money, kittens.

@celisse Answer your phone, listen to your voicemails, manage your inbox, or turn off all the bages!

@celisse Celisse, I’m driving down right now to fix your home screen.

Niggas in my mentions telling me the Heat better than us, No shit motherfucker they got a fucking cyborg on their fucking team

We r bored of the oscars!!!! lol gonna watch princess diaries w the girls leave it!

I open a text and mentally respond then forget to actually respond.

I can't go to school mom. The blankets have accepted me as one of their own. If I leave now I might lose their trust.

Shit happens, I mean look at your face.

If your tweets have never offended anyone, then you tweet like a little bitch.

We're such good friends, that if the ship was sinking, and there was only one life jacket... I'd miss you a lot and think of you dearly.