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Shit there goes my plan of not being a pervert for one week. How long did I last? One day?
Hope the next time a breeze lifts my skirt up for the patrons of Tacos Mexico, I'm wearing something really rude under like an adult diaper
I've now watched every episode of Game of Thrones and i know exactly two of the characters' names. "Joffrey" and I forget the other one.
I’ve got 99 problems and I’m not dealing with any of them.
Finally reached my FAVORITE NUMBER OF TWEETS! I'M OUT!!!
Niggas in my mentions telling me the Heat better than us, No shit motherfucker they got a fucking cyborg on their fucking team
We r bored of the oscars!!!! lol gonna watch princess diaries w the girls leave it!
I open a text and mentally respond then forget to actually respond.
I can't go to school mom. The blankets have accepted me as one of their own. If I leave now I might lose their trust.
Shit happens, I mean look at your face.
If your tweets have never offended anyone, then you tweet like a little bitch.
We're such good friends, that if the ship was sinking, and there was only one life jacket... I'd miss you a lot and think of you dearly.