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  • cervixsmash
      UHH @cervixsmash

    Gift @cervixsmash Favstar Pro to unlock their best tweet!Gift them Pro!

    • 3,364
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    GaryBraun55penelope20mnAnkCoupleTOFAartistthe_rock_chicHormonellapcianfrinilarafacts
    • 3,060
    • RETWEETS
    AnkCoupleTOPacificTech01ShitTm2HonestyHoMeowLillianJanella_DuboisravingrantSultanBruceLee
    GroperClevelandericonederfulSpankMeIm0tymahatmatweetersanbay__ArroiaThisAlexSteinVikeeysSecretFredPollackseanscraps_theigirlseagullski__
  • cervixsmash
      UHH @cervixsmash

    The person who invented marriage was creepy as hell like hey yo I love you so much I'm gonna get the government involved so you can't leave

    • 3,209
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    AnkCoupleTOChristineVensanTweetTheDudetaylorisbadmichelle_diemmikelseyannnalliezenrrrifay
    • 2,806
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    bromanconsulpbear79ScreaminZeman____CaptainObtuse
  • cervixsmash
      UHH @cervixsmash

    I like how flies rub their hands together like tiny criminals

    • 2,948
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    • 2,188
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    what_a_messsdaniel_shawpainted_eelrollsyrollsyGreeneyedMofo1BigMickIrishVinIvsy01sameblacklist____brainscabskidphonicispypanda
  • cervixsmash
      UHH @cervixsmash

    What if Jamie Lee Curtis is still in Lindsay Lohan’s body and she’s the one ruining her reputation

    • 2,535
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    AnkCoupleTOtarlbludworthHollowayQuestdankashane20CaptMerica82janerammaVanilla_cupcaksamthetoucannn
    • 2,122
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    iamfaseShrinkMediajoeljeffreyCatLitterGirl__littlekitnerboyWhosTheresa
  • cervixsmash
      UHH @cervixsmash

    I was so high I cried because I realized snakes are just tails with faces

    • 2,406
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    AnkCoupleTOChristineVensanTweetTheDudevangjbangMistressMentalNe4tAndPr3ttyMissNaughty1801__ghostlywaves
    • 1,407
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    AnkCoupleTOHusam_DafTweetTheDudeMistressMentalMissNaughty1801__Valpack21Daniell_brianoscarkimanii
    HALFniteStand__holypurgatoryBrianhopecomedyHrBrybrakcoh3ll0d0llykarencreets______
  • cervixsmash
      UHH @cervixsmash

    Books are just dead tattooed trees and that's metal as fuck

    • 1,964
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    • 1,478
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    stacywawa1Sims_was_heresanbay__JaySommerbreatheandlove
  • cervixsmash
      UHH @cervixsmash

    The first caterpillar to turn into a butterfly must of been like YOOOOOOOOO

    • 1,727
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    • 1,128
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    WhatevaConcJasonBerlin
  • cervixsmash
      UHH @cervixsmash

    I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast

    • 1,547
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    • 906
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    KatieBurnettJ_Dazzle76rossbransondetroit_etWonderMonkey78RapeyRaperton
  • cervixsmash
      UHH @cervixsmash

    If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself

    • 1,383
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    DRoss317AnkCoupleTOhippocroteezSocialChalleng1LaarsaTulipengelyckshmoothLicramX
    • 952
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    GreyPath1__KendellMaddennigelgodwinholypurgatoryserialmatrixCuddleYourCatVoiceofgarthitmurrayDeanB15
  • cervixsmash
      UHH @cervixsmash

    Ain't no condoms in my wallet girl those are ramen noodle flavor packets

    • 1,347
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    dougbiesTankCesarBlinkiPiSlave_4_UitsmetrbAnkCoupleTOHormonellatwhiteaz
    • 724
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  • cervixsmash
      UHH @cervixsmash

    People are far too concerned with the sexual orientation of people they aren’t having sex with

    • 807
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    GaryBraun55penelope20mnhythemafiaAnkCoupleTOHormonellaMissNaughty1801__forrestdegraziamplum1015
    • 546
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    AnkCoupleTOMissNaughty1801__isoutaherekaralindsey81pdxjohnny99EasyE_ColiMistressMentalpretty0Gurl
    bornmiserableAnita_napMs_Laser
  • cervixsmash
      UHH @cervixsmash

    All of my systems are nervous

    • 769
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    itsmetrbAnkCoupleTOHi_ImCaileeBongDudeReturnsLetiPedegizmosirloinSLorenzen62MadDamMusic
    • 534
    • RETWEETS
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    radtoria
  • cervixsmash
      UHH @cervixsmash

    Why do dogs go mental when they see another dog

    I imagine that in their heads they’re like

    THAT IS DOG

    I AM DOG

    DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG

    • 640
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    • 501
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    Savage_Scavangek8ieokay
  • cervixsmash
      UHH @cervixsmash

    If anne hath a will, anne hathaway

    • 651
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    AnkCoupleTOjustwanttobeme3Mind_fukkNATxHANhey_brother1______CarolineCaseyTexasGal2014______VenusRockHobbit__
    • 391
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    Mind_fukkhey_brother1______VenusRockHobbit__DennisLWeaverirrationalwolfkimikaze2117_sophiedoylecorinnemlwsw
    lakeanagirl
  • cervixsmash
      UHH @cervixsmash

    Do twins ever realize one of them was unplanned

    • 558
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    • 394
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  • cervixsmash
      UHH @cervixsmash

    I've got 99 problems and being a decaying organism that’s born to die in a society run by money that I can’t escape is one of them

    • 371
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    AnkCoupleTOSurAuverssavage_bella__Mind_fukkDickFurarihey_brother1______CarolineCaseyB1gBrainsMcGee
    • 481
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    AnkCoupleTOMind_fukkhey_brother1______VenusRockHobbit__Peanut_WyolynyrdsbackyardholypurgatoryWhatevaConc
  • cervixsmash
      UHH @cervixsmash

    Dogs are the perfect napkins because they just think you’re petting them

    • 427
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    itsmetrbFloodyHippieVapo_RobSoldHerSoulsafia_msBoozyMusicAnkCoupleTOstacywawa1
    • 322
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    itsmetrbSoldHerSoulBoozyMusicAnkCoupleTOHeywoodJablom19HispanicIconyoopnative__JohnnyReeves11
  • cervixsmash
      UHH @cervixsmash

    What the fuck even happens inside a dishwasher

    • 467
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    AnkCoupleTOCourtneyStults1SangriaLoverFlashyTaseryoungkrazzUncleBob56TheMichaelRockMind_fukk
    • 236
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    AnkCoupleTOAveCrallofficeballerinaLelo_LaylowJoshua_PerrinyoungkrazzUncleBob56Mind_fukk
  • cervixsmash
      UHH @cervixsmash

    Nice 420 joke the police are on their way

    • 346
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    GaryBraun55BoozyMusicAnkCoupleTOchristine_r207ChrisIzAWizardHeyitzriaBeefleurpunkieiIovevegans
    • 278
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  • cervixsmash
      UHH @cervixsmash

    Art exists because life is not enough

    • 403
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    HaydenRoyalsTruculent67dreamgayleAnkCoupleTOSLorenzen62sandyisdeadMidgetsparnWODT_Cobalt
    • 218
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