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  • cervixsmash
      UHH @cervixsmash

    The person who invented marriage was creepy as hell like hey yo I love you so much I'm gonna get the government involved so you can't leave

    • 2,968
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    ShutUpThatsWhoMsMac287_TheGoodssYesImMattDr_awfulpantsOG_SocialWhorekcMcCowgirlDJLIWIKZ
    • 2,644
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    lilacbunniesMsMac287Rich_Newton_kcMcCowgirlmarrusya6NushhhhhJamalSexEdtheMidwhere
    BromanConsul__pbear79ScreaminZeman____CaptainObtuse
  • cervixsmash
      UHH @cervixsmash

    Porn gives young people an unrealistic and unhealthy idea of how quickly a plumber will come to your house

    • 2,664
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    DavidBeattie86cantwitwontwitkatekbaileycarli_piShutUpThatsWhoeyelandlifeOG_SocialWhorekcMcCowgirl
    • 2,539
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    GroperClevelandericonederfulSpankMeIm0tymahatmatweetersanbayArroiaThisAlexSteinVikeeysSecretFredPollackseanx3_theigirlseagullski
  • cervixsmash
      UHH @cervixsmash

    I like how flies rub their hands together like tiny criminals

    • 2,780
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    ShutUpThatsWhoMsMac287kcMcCowgirlAHoundNamedAlbaMaAchiengsocietymaniacallvvzzaaronwilliams10
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    painted_eelrollsyrollsyGreeneyedManiac1BigMickIrishVinIvsy01sameblacklist____brainscabskidphonicispypanda
  • cervixsmash
      UHH @cervixsmash

    Blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood so technically pancakes are more important than family

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    ShutUpThatsWhoBYGHitsmetrbjunkyard_jakekcMcCowgirlWeezyMiyagiMiss_Kris85Monfwi
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    Johnny_RedonzoDJLIWIKZBrianSaetre_vacant___________bucmachine
  • cervixsmash
      UHH @cervixsmash

    What if Jamie Lee Curtis is still in Lindsay Lohan’s body and she’s the one ruining her reputation

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    MsMac287kcMcCowgirlAHoundNamedAlbagm_cageSclick7DarzieDAMNEmaSlemapizzasauceboss
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    kcMcCowgirlSclick7shurbzblashEmaSlemaMissing_pointadisgraceful__FengWei13Comakazi_Fuzz
    iamfaseShrinkMediajoeljeffreyCatLitterGirl____littlekitnerboyWhosTheresa
  • cervixsmash
      UHH @cervixsmash

    I was so high I cried because I realized snakes are just tails with faces

    • 2,299
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    ShutUpThatsWhoAmber_dudskcMcCowgirlBlackCheesePiemarrusya6brittany_bopscxrtlHALFniteStand
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    76_dicksShutUpThatsWho_TheGoodsskcMcCowgirlmarrusya6HALFniteStandreawineVickey_39256
    HALFniteStandholypurgatoryBrianhopecomedyHrBrybrakcoh3ll0d0llykarencreets______
  • cervixsmash
      UHH @cervixsmash

    Why does toilet paper NEED a commercial? Who the fuck is not buying toilet paper?

    • 1,804
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    ShutUpThatsWhokcMcCowgirlAHoundNamedAlbafas3050CarStan1114marrusya6ericsshadowrhizomelife
    • 1,310
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    marrusya6RaginJasonrhizomelifeCameron_The_KidyosienaaannaredrueChristianMcBanekikistatic
    mrjohntofu_wangweNoLuckWantedSuburbanComaBakeEmAwayToyzHallpassCanadaSteve_hamiltinSUPERJAYBAG______
  • cervixsmash
      UHH @cervixsmash

    Tell someone you love them today because life is short. But SHOUT it at them in German because life is also terrifying and confusing

    • 1,607
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    ShutUpThatsWhokcMcCowgirlstephunkie19gm_cageDarzieDAMNpizzasaucebossComakazi_FuzzPoorPitifulMe____
    • 1,332
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    ShutUpThatsWhokcMcCowgirlmarrusya6Nishparikh4Comakazi_FuzzLisaMcAlister1__ckretmsageattheUC
    jfrank50ChipKellysBallsJosesLovesYouIlovelamp1979Scigglez__________SunnyGirl1717KingPatrick24SCBamaMantokencharlie______ashleycremMadameSnippy______urbusta
  • cervixsmash
      UHH @cervixsmash

    Books are just dead tattooed trees and that's metal as fuck

    • 1,493
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    iammaylynnTw0PennethartcincopaigejiffyFudgeRobotBig_K_MoneySears_Smashmark_gordag
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    Tw0PennethartcincopaigejiffysarahrosemccraySpacBundlookitsloganCrooow1mark_gordag
    Sims_was_heresanbayJaySommerbreatheandlove
  • cervixsmash
      UHH @cervixsmash

    My internet addiction is getting alt of ctrl

    • 1,478
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    EmilyCollette9ShutUpThatsWhokcMcCowgirlmarrusya6gm_cageDarzieDAMNpizzasaucebossFrenulumBreve
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    MartougkShutUpThatsWhoComakazi_Fuzzwillem_klopperLisaMcAlister1__HelloJazzMarieckretmsageattheUC
    Xalqeeella__fraser
  • cervixsmash
      UHH @cervixsmash

    Beyonce made the song "single ladies" then went home to her husband and left you lonely hoes dancing in a circle pretending to be happy

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    ShutUpThatsWhokcMcCowgirldreamthievinForever420inamantha6gm_cageslooberbieCamilleHnat
    • 1,299
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    gm_cageEmaSlemaSprBooyspunk72yanilovee1sammyj_04Comakazi_FuzzRisssssssaaa
    leontymccarthy
  • cervixsmash
      UHH @cervixsmash

    Can we talk about the word queue

    How many of those letters are really necessary

    I count one

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    georgercamachoShutUpThatsWhoCupOfJayblondecoffeeheyjade96pharmblockafropuff2069gm_cage
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    WhatevaConc24HourBitchingClancynonosimprov
  • cervixsmash
      UHH @cervixsmash

    If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself

    • 1,287
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    • 909
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    AHoundNamedAlbanigelgodwinholypurgatoryserialmatrixCuddleYourCatVoiceofgarthitmurrayDeanB15
  • cervixsmash
      UHH @cervixsmash

    I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast

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    • 805
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    naggaliemdpakrattamantha6pharmblockgm_cageKristaMcMurrayalaliiixTheGeorgey
    J_Dazzle76rossbransondetroit_etWonderMonkey78RapeyRaperton
  • cervixsmash
      UHH @cervixsmash

    Dad: Why are you eyes so red, son?

    Son: I smoked weed, dad

    Dad: Don't lie to me, you were crying because you are a faggot

    • 1,263
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    EvileSkullmotrboatrfletchworld73DarzieDAMNNATxHANPoe_AllanPoehuitzilopochtlaComakazi_Fuzz
    • 831
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    motrboatrComakazi_FuzzQckhdyakionodildointheroughStun_OneEvilSmurf_NopeJay_FrickinLynn
    spcycucumberAirGuitarHeros__GarreTheFerretu_jellicentToneLoOnTheGonavesssaJosesLovesYouJizzIam__________
  • cervixsmash
      UHH @cervixsmash

    Calm your tit. Just one tit. Leave the other one crazy and out of control. That's your party tit

    • 1,157
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    ShutUpThatsWhodreamthievinlacie_lipstikkgm_cageDarzieDAMNEmaSlemaNATxHANFrenulumBreve
    • 765
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    ShellyMazurComakazi_Fuzz_bydistancedeipotentdaniAeonOfAnthonyLalaCatastropheBowersCrisCartographyBoy
    ibid78MandyUncle________Jesssicle
  • cervixsmash
      UHH @cervixsmash

    Ain't no condoms in my wallet girl those are ramen noodle flavor packets

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    Prof_PeejayhannahcyanideGreenestSidegreggoodman77Ancient_MachineBored_Nationludusaitshot_of_cabo
    • 657
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    johnwardbrocatocoreymarie89kv8dreamthievinrolaskotoxxpimpdaddysatanbutterflysimingm_cage
    Clancygarth0ff__________
  • cervixsmash
      UHH @cervixsmash

    If a white woman goes to the Caribbean and doesn't get cornrows did the trip even happen?

    • 1,079
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    Tw0Pennethgm_cageDarzieDAMNALF_from_TVAineAnisa__openchakradanielleleigh46CrazedJane
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    thatdunkii_DivineeeeOfficerBangtidyroxii_moriiJustForHTRobHick1216dreaminDMgreggjgc79
  • cervixsmash
      UHH @cervixsmash

    I hate how if a woman has sex with a bunch of guys she’s considered a slut, but if a guy does the exact same thing, he’s ‘gay’

    • 1,017
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    ssstormyyyEvileSkullPrastutiBarmandoctorsGalDJLIWIKZmonicasjunglebearcub577UncleKermit
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    DJLIWIKZJanellLenorebearcub577UncleKermitmotrboatrEmaSlemaClassic_PsychoQckhd
    katy_baybay
  • cervixsmash
      UHH @cervixsmash

    Getting married at 22 sounds a lot like leaving a party at 9.30pm

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    almostheavenly
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