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  • cervixsmash
      ... @cervixsmash

    The person who invented marriage was creepy as hell like hey yo I love you so much I'm gonna get the government involved so you can't leave

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  • cervixsmash
      ... @cervixsmash

    Porn gives young people an unrealistic and unhealthy idea of how quickly a plumber will come to your house

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  • cervixsmash
      ... @cervixsmash

    I like how flies rub their hands together like tiny criminals

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  • cervixsmash
      ... @cervixsmash

    Blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood so technically pancakes are more important than family

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  • cervixsmash
      ... @cervixsmash

    What if Jamie Lee Curtis is still in Lindsay Lohan’s body and she’s the one ruining her reputation

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  • cervixsmash
      ... @cervixsmash

    I was so high I cried because I realized snakes are just tails with faces

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  • cervixsmash
      ... @cervixsmash

    Why does toilet paper NEED a commercial? Who the fuck is not buying toilet paper?

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  • cervixsmash
      ... @cervixsmash

    Tell someone you love them today because life is short. But SHOUT it at them in German because life is also terrifying and confusing

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  • cervixsmash
      ... @cervixsmash

    Books are just dead tattooed trees and that's metal as fuck

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  • cervixsmash
      ... @cervixsmash

    Can we talk about the word queue

    How many of those letters are really necessary

    I count one

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  • cervixsmash
      ... @cervixsmash

    My internet addiction is getting alt of ctrl

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  • cervixsmash
      ... @cervixsmash

    Calm your tit. Just one tit. Leave the other one crazy and out of control. That's your party tit

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  • cervixsmash
      ... @cervixsmash

    Beyonce made the song "single ladies" then went home to her husband and left you lonely hoes dancing in a circle pretending to be happy

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  • cervixsmash
      ... @cervixsmash

    If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself

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  • cervixsmash
      ... @cervixsmash

    I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast

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  • cervixsmash
      ... @cervixsmash

    Dad: Why are you eyes so red, son?

    Son: I smoked weed, dad

    Dad: Don't lie to me, you were crying because you are a faggot

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  • cervixsmash
      ... @cervixsmash

    Ain't no condoms in my wallet girl those are ramen noodle flavor packets

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  • cervixsmash
      ... @cervixsmash

    I hate how if a woman has sex with a bunch of guys she’s considered a slut, but if a guy does the exact same thing, he’s ‘gay’

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  • cervixsmash
      ... @cervixsmash

    Getting married at 22 sounds a lot like leaving a party at 9.30pm

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  • cervixsmash
      ... @cervixsmash

    People are far too concerned with the sexual orientation of people they aren’t having sex with

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