Where's WALL-E? http://t.co/aR3bL89

If I'm correct, the One More Thing will be a live performance of a real Lion devouring the Lodsys team.

Saturn photobombing the moon: http://t.co/3rB8foVB (via @reddit)

Wii U sounds like an ambulance siren for a reason.

Sometimes what doesn't kill you makes you limbless and face down in lava listening to another stupid lecture. #starwars

At some bbq party, feeling lame because everyone is like 'OMG BIEBER' and I'm like 'OMG iOS 5 BETA 2'

The internet fairy has been found, researched, and revealed: http://t.co/ouTyj3u

Holy crap: http://t.co/4wX2kRmc

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

Everyone, get your wallets ready.

This year, it has been confirmed that Jobs will stop using the word 'revolutionary' and start using the word 'swagical'.

I love Tweetbot so much, I'd marry it if marriage between humans and iOS-based apps was possible. Damn Republicans.

This is Steve Jobs riding a motorcycle. Your argument is invalid. http://cl.ly/6uQw

u mad, Zuck?

Hey guys, Firefox 5748 is out!

Bill O'Reilly has threatened to quit his job if the millionaire tax happens.


DO IT @BARACKOBAMA DO IT

This. http://t.co/tUUJZWw

Samsung, Refrigerator Leader™

10yo brother on Android: "How are you supposed to work this thing?"