@etothenev @readbetsyread Fortunately, as a gay man, I am not encumbered with such a frail constitution as to make me pool at such an event.

After her most recent tweet, I feel compelled to share Harvard Sailing Team's Hipster Thanksgiving with @darcilarsen  http://youtu.be/x1hLREgL194 

Pure awesome. “@2jro: [M]y candy reserves -  http://instagram.com/p/RdqkwfBOEp/  - its no charity here, its a contest . . . and you'd better bring it.”

Listen between the Iines during informal training to determine what the real learning needs are. #astdutah

Tis is very important if that's your selling feature. It's even more important if that's not. 2/2

When shopping for jeans, you always have to take a critical friend. Their job is to tell you what your ass looks like in those jeans. 1/2

I can't follow @everydaysexism because just reading the feed makes me irritable beyond belief.

Which is the point.

I'm pretty certain twitter is broken to make @wmdarcy 's rescue of @thelydiabennet all the more exciting. (cc: @thelbdofficial )

At what point do we just rename @mommymatic 's son Mini Me?

@thebloggess That's because you want #PalmolivePetInfusions for that. #PalmoliveFreshInfusions is only good for human blood. Common mistake.

@mommymatic As your GBF, I'm just going to tell you up front that installing your toilet in your kitchen is VERY BAD DESIGN.

@etothenev @readbetsyread The elbow tap is nice and all, but it is no wet heavage contest. Which I demand.

@etothenev Oh. So TERRIBLE as in Galadriel in that I am awe inspiring and mighty.

That works for me.

Mike: That one was wrapped by a man.

Dallas: Well, maybe by a straight man.

#EllensParty

Hmm. @paytonsharp is easily swayed. "Open this one." And now he has hair extensions. #EllensParty

This year's loot. Which is the must-have? #EllensParty pic.twitter.com/INRGZcUh

Let the @allencomm holiday festivities begin! #EllensParty pic.twitter.com/gEJ0Mwqh

@etothenev Hmm. I already *am* that mom. And I'm damn good at it.

@etothenev In this instance buns and ASS are both acceptable answers.

House Rule 13: There is always room for Archie. pic.twitter.com/v56Bt4QK