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Q: How many NRA members does it take to change a light bulb?
A: More guns
Stop asking us to find your x. She’s not coming back.
No, we don’t know y either.
All this talk of the Higgs boson is giving me a hadron.
Here's a tip for all you geeks:
If anyone asks you if you're "good with computers, right?", just say no. Simple.
Have you guys heard of the new band 1023MB?
They haven't had any gigs yet.
Atoms are what make us all matter.
So, Twitter is 7 years old today.
Explains why the Catholic Church has become so interested in it recently.
A single line of HTML can wipe multiple Samsung Android devices completely, including the S3, S II and Ace.
But, at least Android’s open!
My metric converter brings all the girls to the 91.44cm.
Grammar: the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.
Don’t be anything short of awesome.
Every atom in your body was forged in the burning nuclear core of an ancient star.
Act like it.
Let's have 72 minutes of silence, followed by a 30 minute waiting period before we can continue our mourning.
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