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Having told her she needed to lose 12lbs, the bathroom scale was wholly unsurprised when she threw it out the f*ing window.
Turned in the keys to my executive locker at the gym because paying $100/mo so I can blow dry my hair in peace has to take a back seat.
Timeline: 5hrs ago, woke up. 3hrs ago, noticed my shirt is on backward, 20min ago, realized it's not Friday. Shirt is still backward.
It's always the things you wish you never heard that echo.
Just daydreamed a coach with a whistle cheering a classroom of facebooking hs students "watch those apostrophes, people!" No idea why.
Wanna know a secret? I didn't even know I was capable of being this happy.
When I was in 5th grade I wrote a paragraph about a Sugar Daddy & my teacher said I was a good writer. I still write but had to give up candy.