@chadpemberton Agreed...but the 24hour news cycle doesn't allow it. Also Skip Bayless and Stephen A. Smith have a show. So fuck everything.

Heat have been very good after losses. Spurs have historically been very good at closing teams out. So, you know, I dunno.

Death to the white straight guy high fiving everyone at the bar. Stop celebrating your dominion over us.

To the guy watching HBO GO in an elevator on his cellphone in those ads: What carrier do you have? Because that seems magical.

Today I ate cheese fries and played video games for five hours. I'm starting the eighth grade in August.

Best scene in Man of Steel is when Superman and Lois nearly bone on the smoldering ruins of Metropolis as thousands lay trapped.

Miss Utah's answer should have been, "Women make less money than men because women like me are the ones held up as an ideal."

#1 reason WOLF OF WALL STREET's trailer is gas: Leo looks like he's enjoying himself. That almost never happens.

The sane reaction to a guy who announces an album via cellphone ad is fuck that guy & fuck the company & fuck everything.

@chadpemberton is that a real thing?!?!?!?

Text "90999" to send help to Norris Cole.

@markharrisnyc I also love people who complain, "It's just your opinion, but you say it as if it's fact." It's called conviction, dude.

To all future comment-board people who disagree with what I write, I'll save you some typing: I KNOW it's only my opinion. You're welcome.

Remember how awesome it was to double someone on a bicycle?

Any food prepared on a grill is just so much better

What do you call a whiny lawyer?
Wahh-tticus Finch

I don't trust guys who read muscle magazines.

I just found out about @everydaysexism and I am so thankful that I am not alone in this journey. That all women are not alone. Thank you.

Kinda surprised Kim Kardashian didn't give birth to a flat screen TV.

There was a period of time when Herman Cain was the GOP presidential frontrunner. That was a thing that happened.