Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Charlie and the Cheesecake Factory
Chad Qualls handed his walking papers today. He crumpled them into a ball and threw it in disgust. It was immediately hit for a 3-run homer.
Do Ayn Rand followers watch "A Christmas Carol" in reverse?
"Boo, ja?" --A German ghost
God made cancer, too. Let's see you turn THAT into a truck commercial.
It was arrogant on George Clooney's part to think he could rob the Bellagio, the Mirage, and the MGM Grand and not get arrested eventually.
I will continue rooting for #ThisFuckingTeam because in 20 years, when the Phillies are good again, I can act all smug about it.
Utley: Isn't it rich? Aren't we a pair? Howard: Me with my foot in a boot, your knees need repair. Both: Send in Valdez...
"Siri, does Marcellus Wallace look like a bitch?"
"I'm sorry, I don't understand."
"SAY 'I don't understand' ONE MORE TIME, MOTHERFUCKER!"
Every state that legalizes gay marriage means another horcrux shattered for Fred Phelps.
Amaro: We traded Valdez. All: Well, maybe... next year....
How soon before we see a Meat Loaf, Ted Nugent, Dave Mustaine, Kid Rock and Gene Simmons super group called The Sore Losers?
The Challah Purple
Hunter Pence is the Leeroy Jenkins of plate discipline. #Phillies
"Tally, ho!" --A pimp to his prostitute/accountant