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Why aren't there middlecase letters for when I'm moderately excited about something
Police shooting. Mass shooting. Police shooting. Mass shooting. Police shooting. Mass shooting. Police shooting. Mass shooting. Police shoot
If you can't handle me at my Mulder, you don't deserve me at my Scully.
"IS THERE AN OWNER OF A GRAY LEXUS HERE, LICENSE PLATE SAYS YOLOBRO?" - Elizabeth's wait staff
everyone lost their shit
NOLA is magic
Guy asked if I was from Tennessee & I thought it was gonna end with "Cuz you're the only TEN I SEE" but it was just an illegally parked car
Watching a guy in full body mardi gras bead chain mail suit come out of a port o potty with a trombone is peak mardi gras
Like even if you're bad at it dancing is kind of a cure all
My new lowerback tattoo: "it was all practice for you"
The human mayon-egg.
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