even though jodie foster's children are biologically hers they are still foster children

#storybehindmyscar this wizard tried to kill me when i was a baby idk

Syracuse Newhouse 2017!!!!!!! 🍊

AND ON THE 6TH DAY GOD GOT RID OF MIDTERMS #BLESSYOUIHA

IHA more like IHAve the BEST LIFE EVER

MS LICATA: I HAVE NEVER BEEN, NOR WILL I EVER BE, A MEMBER OF SONG & SPIRIT. ONE MORE EMAIL & I'LL REPLACE LITURGY MUSIC W/ DEADMAU5

THANK YOU SO MUCH TO EVERYONE WHO CAME TONIGHT AND EVERYONE WHO PARTICIPATED SO PROUD WE DID IT!!! LOVE U ALL

how is the article "taylor swift disses ex harry styles" more popular than an article about THE POPE RESIGNING FOR THE 1ST TIME IN 600 YEARS

if the halftime show doesn't include a guest appearance by kanye singing "gold digger" in honor of the 49ers I'm leaving america

early applicants on college confidential like "so0o0o0 nervous idk if i'll get in w/ my 4.4 GPA and 2390 SAT" should be hung without a trial

I made that weekend update joke almost a year ago guys look for my name in the credits pic.twitter.com/BkPxcswy8l

fun english game: every time ms rich says "poor ophelia", spill a bottle of purple gatorade all over her floor

petition to end "weather"

if college athlete in the best shape of his life can break his leg in half by falling the wrong way i should just never get out of bed again

catwoman sends her baby to live with bellatrix lestrange and borat until wolverine comes and turns her into sophie from mamma mia #sagawards

#storybehindmyscar i said "maybe" in miss rich's class

when I was 11 an owl got stuck in my chimney & i believe i was meant to get my hogwarts letter that day & you'll never convince me otherwise

"WHO'S THE LOSER NOW?????" -the 3rd, forgotten harbaugh brother after pulling the plug at the super bowl

just realized "finding nemo" is EXACTLY like "taken" for fish

look at this picture and tell me they aren't the greatest interracial couple you've ever seen http://t.co/U4tC00Dz