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So glad I have two personalities , drinking by myself would suck.
I volunteered to read at the old age home. 50 Shades of Grey it is. You have no say in this Cordelia, put your tongue back in your mouth.
Hey, wanna touch my leg ?
Keep your shirt on #candyheartrejects
I bet Andy Dick hides his coke in his ass chin.
I mean I don't blame DJ for giving her first beej to Uncle Jesse.
Statistics say people have 3 partners before marriage. NO, that's just people who have braces on their bottom teeth.
Sir, I know u have blue tooth, but I'm going to pretend that you don't so it looks like you're talking to yourself. You're such a weirdo.
I'm giggling when most people are having sex.
Get off twitter #candyheartrejects
Spelling * sorry for not puting a capital, shes ugly and doesn't deserve it anyways.
I can't get over how ugly Tori spelling is
Boy next door has been playing on his stupid recorder for the past hour. For fuck sakes, I'm going over to show him the Titanic theme song.
Cyber bullied by Andy Dick and I hate everyone.......Oh and I have regrets, a lot of regrets.