I approve. RT @twardman: @rgiii forget Tebowing! I'm Griffining! #griffining #httr http://t.co/j1cfw3YC

I need a Nintendo reset button for today. Can someone take me out and blow me so I'll work better?

I'm here to make a confession: 50% of the high scoring words I get on you in WWF, I had no clue they were a word.

Superstition: #VCU, VCU, VCU!!! #goramsgo good luck to the Rams tonight. Represent #RVA well. (RT please)

Twitter: Where news happens before news.

There are so many thing I don't make fun of everyday that I feel I should be commended.

Back-to-back weeks #Redskins have taken out QBs. First Vick(ribs), then Rodgers(concussion). Be on alert Peyton Manning. Just sayin.

Good morning. Enjoy your morning poop.

@ohwonka oh, you have sponsored tweets? We will see how long you last.

#GMU does not want to see #VCU in #RVA on February 25th. #revenge

What's the max amount of (you're/your)'s and (their/they're/there)'s that one can get wrong before you're required to unfollow?

Women are always right.

Mitch Hedberg would have been awesome at Twitter.

Superstition: #VCU, VCU, VCU!!! #goramsgo good luck to the Rams tonight. Represent #RVA well. (RT please)

Lets play Techmo Bowl.

I wish there were #VCU games every night. @vcuramnation

Good morning. It's another opportunity to have a great day.

Light switches on the outside of bathrooms can fuck off.

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I will never follow back #teamfollowback.