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❒Single ❒Taken ✔I'm sort of married to Froot Loops. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I think blind people might just possibly see the world more clearly than those who have their sight.
I don't like umbrellas. They take away the joy of being wet by the rain.
I am not cute. I am just small, awkward, and uncoordinated.
I usually smell people when I hug them. It's a bit of a habit.
I hate people.
He made me go crazy. in my pants. Fwd: idk my sock monkey makes everybody go crazy
I gave up. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
If there's a flood, I guess I'm dying. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
HEY, SUZZETTE. ZACH AND I ARE BONDING OVER MARCHING BAND AND SUCH. WE'RE OBVIOUSLY GETTING MARRIED. ;-)
The candy is in the back of my van. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Hi. I like cheese. Ok.
I want to leave this place. Care to go on an adventure with me? <3
Like a good neighbor, StateFarm is there.
Twitter. Over. Capacity. Again.
I'm pretty sure I have Caitlin saved into my phone as "Cat.meow".
My alter ego is a stuffed polar bear who looks over music theory classes all day long.