❒Single ❒Taken ✔I'm sort of married to Froot Loops. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I think blind people might just possibly see the world more clearly than those who have their sight.

I don't like umbrellas. They take away the joy of being wet by the rain.

I am not cute. I am just small, awkward, and uncoordinated.

I usually smell people when I hug them. It's a bit of a habit.

I hate people.

He made me go crazy. in my pants. Fwd: idk my sock monkey makes everybody go crazy

@pewpewpizza omg i luv luv luv u ur sooo funyy nd always mak meh laff nd stuf but u prolly wont reply cuz u r 2 twitta famouz

I gave up. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

It's a love triangle. Shush. RT @pewpewpizza: lol @ morgan, erick, and charlie omg what even is happening with you guys

It's possible if you're a cat. RT @princekaii: :3 <- how is this face even possible irl. idgi.

If there's a flood, I guess I'm dying. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

HEY, SUZZETTE. ZACH AND I ARE BONDING OVER MARCHING BAND AND SUCH. WE'RE OBVIOUSLY GETTING MARRIED. ;-)

The candy is in the back of my van. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Hi. I like cheese. Ok.

I want to leave this place. Care to go on an adventure with me? <3

You know what else sparkles? @sparkleonmydick. Yup. His penis sparkles.

Like a good neighbor, StateFarm is there.

Twitter. Over. Capacity. Again.
Why.

I'm pretty sure I have Caitlin saved into my phone as "Cat.meow".