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About to drive a semi of farm fresh produce off an overpass
Hi, if you are in LA and are a storyteller or someone funny who has thought about storytelling, raise your hand.
I can't see your hands.
Complaining about where we are or what we have is the best way to ensure things stay exactly as they are.
Let out a quiet but fully realized gasp after a woman dropped her bottle of Voss water on the subway floor
"Hi, I'm hip hop sensation Drake. I'm here today to let you know that there's nothing 'started from the bottom now we here' about pink eye."
They say Jesus rose from the dead. If so, that's better than my friend Gus. My friend Gus died and stayed dead.
Find the beauty, you fuckin idiot
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