@gruber Pettite's wearing a "hip hip Jorge" shirt at the postgame press conference. Awesome. http://twitpic.com/2vjr6i

Vazquez looks like Richie Tennenbaum out there. @gruber

They used to call me Dick Trickle but I got that shit fixed.

@robdelaney I have alcoholism.

@marcoarment @megnut The FU money finding its voice quickly!

Remember when all the hipsters liked the Juno soundtrack? That was hilarious.

@cigsandredvines - @peteholmez has a great podcast - can't wait for this one now. @pftompkins pic.twitter.com/cD8TGmyR

@jameswcoker best profile pic evvvvah.

@siracusa @gruber at least google and apple share iOS icon design taste. http://t.co/kh4JSfjY

while the old-guard “funniest people on twitter” post upcoming appearances, @johnfreiler @iamenidcoleslaw and @garyjanetti eat their lunch.

@thenardvark @thesomeguyshow done - great recommendation, thanks

@johnfreiler you're welcome. http://t.co/vzgBNDwU

@tomhanksishot me too! Except my last name will be "Nicole Betz"

@robdelaney c’mon delaney, it’s been like 20 minutes since your last show dates tweet.

you go, Gurt! @rufus_lipschitz @robdelaney

I like @elibraden tweets too…but I usually just hit retweet. RT @seth_rogaine: What if farts are the ghosts of dead turds? @notgarybusey

@cornlog ? RT @zooeydeschanel: Is anyone out there still burying treasures? Is that still a thing?

@iamenidcoleslaw I loved her dancing and coke whoring in Scarface!

i think @elibraden needs to do a new Monday Night Football theme song now that Hank Williams' song has been shit-canned. @lutmusic as well.

@elibraden subscribed. The blues tune is hilarious.