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I may have just purchased two cheese sticks and a lottery ticket. PENNSYLVANIA I HAVE RETURNED.
I hope the back-channel messages SecDef Kerry is sending to Pyongyang right now is, "Seriously. This is not the week to fuck with us."
DC! Go sit on a porch right now!! This is the only day of 2013 that will be pleasant AND mosquito free.
Y’all are asleep or living lives beyond reach of twitter. Unthinkable b/c I fucking love rum and it fucking loves me, and you’re missing it.
New rule: If your tweet trails off mid-sentence into ellipsis and a link to the rest of the too-long thought, you’re fired.
Everything I like on TV gets cancelled quickly. I’m frankly astonished CSPAN and baseball have lasted as long as they have.
The harshest lesson I've learned today (and there have been a handful): never, ever trust iCloud with anything. Backup locally ALWAYS.
Porn immediately jumps into top 200 spots. MT @lkramer: Nielsen to Test Ratings for Online Viewing - http://www.broadcastingcable.com/article/493170-Nielsen_to_Test_Ratings_for_Online_Viewing.php …
Taking misanthropy and gritching to a higher art form. Married to @jambro. Flyin' my nerd flag. #Natitude #BloomingdaleDC #retewtgfderft #edgyjokes 0⁰=1