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Note to Mitt: Food is not an entitlement. MT @motherjones: SECRET VIDEO: Romney Tells Donors What He REALLY Thinks http://t.co/Sx66yiXN
I may have just purchased two cheese sticks and a lottery ticket. PENNSYLVANIA I HAVE RETURNED.
Unexpected phone upgrade was unexpected. But @att store in Chinatown was all over it. As painless as mishaps get. @attcustomercare
@piratequeenkate @katiekboyles I tried to read this tweet out loud and my lips got sucked inside of my face.
I hope the back-channel messages SecDef Kerry is sending to Pyongyang right now is, "Seriously. This is not the week to fuck with us."
Pic of 1st & U EB. House is on the R side of street near barely visible fire ops truck. #BloomingdaleDC pic.twitter.com/maegG3tFsI
Blue house center of activity. Unit blk of U NW still blocked. WJLA filming. #BloomingdaleDC pic.twitter.com/2hBvKJo8at
DC! Go sit on a porch right now!! This is the only day of 2013 that will be pleasant AND mosquito free.
Y’all are asleep or living lives beyond reach of twitter. Unthinkable b/c I fucking love rum and it fucking loves me, and you’re missing it.
The button bar at the top of the revamped AccuWeather app isn’t real. It’s an ad. This should be illegal. pic.twitter.com/Y68w6oquzj
New rule: If your tweet trails off mid-sentence into ellipsis and a link to the rest of the too-long thought, you’re fired.
He looks a bit like Jonathan Pryce. RT @hesherman: Pope Francis I: "What's new Buenos Aires? Just a little touch of star quality."
Everything I like on TV gets cancelled quickly. I’m frankly astonished CSPAN and baseball have lasted as long as they have.
I miss this town a lot sometimes. (@ 30th Street Station - @amtrak w/ @method_121) http://4sq.com/12xNAyX
The harshest lesson I've learned today (and there have been a handful): never, ever trust iCloud with anything. Backup locally ALWAYS.
Magnificent reunion tonight: @misquotingrabbi @jambro @laforcebewithu @kateddc @fedward & Rhonda, who has Twitter but will never twat.
Porn immediately jumps into top 200 spots. MT @lkramer: Nielsen to Test Ratings for Online Viewing - http://www.broadcastingcable.com/article/493170-Nielsen_to_Test_Ratings_for_Online_Viewing.php …
Taking misanthropy and gritching to a higher art form. Married to @jambro. Flyin' my nerd flag. #Natitude #BloomingdaleDC #retewtgfderft #edgyjokes 0⁰=1
