ah yes, it's that time of year again, May the 4th be with you....

special shoutout to @whocuppedmycake and @texas__red for having such fan-feckin-tastic taste in music. oh and for makin' me laugh. #FF

@whocuppedmycake @skyjipsy @singlemomdate @yesdomina we've got more MILF"s than you can shake a dick at.

lovelovelove - RT @skyjipsy Joey - Concrete Blonde youtube.com/watch?v=VM4-V7… via @youtube

@jstcallmefrank with fireworks too, cause you have to have good fireworks at a steak n stake party.

@paddiwakcat @jstcallmefrank @dingenious we're trendsetting, groundbreakin beyatches. they're soooo gonna idolize us. #hottweetpotato

@dingenious @paddiwakcat @jstcallmefrank *catches it, drops it on her foot* hot potatoes that shit *FLING*

@whocuppedmycake *smacks cuppers leg with cane* i'm over here ya deef bat

@whocuppedmycake oh cuppers - just remember, you'll always be cooler than me *takes teeth out and puts in glass on beside table*

right, well since no one is tweeting back to me, imma goin to the garden to eat worms...#childhoodmemories

calling it a day. was going to call it a night, but that'd be too obvious.

@singlemomdate @whocuppedmycake @skyjipsy @yesdomina just 'cause I'm quiet about it, doesn't mean I'm not naughty...still waters n all ;-)

@whocuppedmycake @jimritchie16 put us together and we're like a classic margarita...salty rim n all.

@whocuppedmycake @dirrtyxx @nopetehere @ms_defanie @peaceaddiction @jstcallmefrank @darth_brooks @texas__red cuppers i'm all warmntingly now

http://yfrog.com/h3aclmdj aw, lovely, can you comb it's hair?! i like the cherries too :D

@whocuppedmycake @texas_red here ya go, one crap video (my cam sucks) of @cocksparrer ... great show - had a blast http://twitpic.com/4tccyl

@texas__red @whocuppedmycake funny you mention @cocksparrer , I was at their Glasgow gig in October :D

@whocuppedmycake hate that. I always powder before hopping on my horse.

i'd rather be fat, poor and happy than be skinny, rich and miserable. too bad I'm none of the above. average, skint and mediocre? not glam.

I have to give props to Catherine Zeta-Jones for talking about depression and bipolar disorder. Seriously, good for her.