Condescending Wonka makes a good point here: http://t.co/foa8Wjng

You know what's fun? Lying alone in bed going over all the mistakes you've ever made.

Is your CDN even repugnant?

YES  http://i.imgur.com/xQgk1Kf.jpg 

Oldboy. #holyshit

Intel's Parallel Extensions for Javascript: http://t.co/J17bdR7H Game devs should start drooling now. #jsonallthecores

@nexxylove Gnulywed

It puts the mount in fstab or it gets the hose again

@moonpolysoft dump all in a cup of purple drink. Ascend to Valhalla with clear sinuses.

Introduced friends to a Vietnamese Sidecar (Spanish brandy, ginger-infused cognac, cointreau, lime juice.) @peche_austin. Minds were blown.

If you are a gamer who cheered the falling of THQ, the loss of jobs, and the heartache of the people who make your games…go fuck yourself.

Sorority girls
browsing pregnancy test kits
fall semester starts

@philiph "Let's make a Men In Black 3" - some asshole

TSA doesn't want you to know they are useless and is "strongly cautioning" (read: threatening) media - http://t.co/n9FlUAbW #nosurprise

@mxrk Newt is the obvious choice for the Baron Harkonen.

Need some awesome white noise? Ambient noise of the TNG Enterprise: http://t.co/ho1qHEeH /cc @mxrk

A Microsoft sponsored website telling me how Google is threatening competition and consumer choice - http://t.co/mXH8JNdp #potmeetkettle

@monkchips gif making in the 21st century

“I enjoy a wind stiffened nipple as much as the next man”

Re-reading @fidmart85 piece and finding new lows:  http://www.dailydot.com/news/apple-ios7-jim-lynch-misogynist-rant/ …