Only at an @amandapalmer will you see a dance party during a song about abortion

@alphabelle "Active social life" how you ask whether the light fittings are load bearing is a whole other thing...

@alphabelle how did that not end with toilet wine and anal jokes?

@malcolmbarrett she was miseducated though, said so right on the album. Maybe nobody taught her to pay taxes

@chrisfurniss @charlesv can we work on replacing the phrase "that's just your opinion" with "that's just your edit"?

@mariekehardy "My map of Petrograd doesn't work now that all the streets of Leningrad have had their names changed" #SecondWorldProblems

@alphabelle Will Is Shamed Into a Loveless Marriage With Grace #RightWingSitcoms

Damnit, someone cut me off mid-rant. I'm going to lunch.

@bethefawn Our free health care comes with residency, what kind of dickhole system would tie the ability to get healthcare to employment?

@kate_leth if only someone gave her a ukelele

@bethefawn From now on, you have to give all times in the number of burgers you could eat.

@mariekehardy seems appropriate, both drag on past the point of enjoyment and don't end up anywhere

@rstevens "Stop, Or My Mom Will Yell About Anarchy Over Intercut MIDIs" was an underrated album

@rstevens I hope you're getting the Jugga Low down on the best way to invest that kickstarter money before you make stuff

I bet @stephenfry is regretting all those jokes about QANTAS from Saturday's #QI in MEL now that they've got his wallet hostage

1. See drunks in suits fall out of tram at railway station. 2. Shrug and assume the lunch @ashsimmonds was at went well

Google killing Reader is almost as smart as when they killed off sharing on Reader. All those people just went right on to Google+, right?

@jamesgunn ugh, Cereal Killer plotlines are the worst.

@danadearmond In Japan, Gwen Stefani is considered the "exotic" backup dancer for a fairly ordinary girl group that fetishises America

@rstevens I think what you're looking for is mad engineer... unless you want to do some mad peer reviewed research (ht @zachweiner)