@alphabelle "Active social life" how you ask whether the light fittings are load bearing is a whole other thing...

@alphabelle how did that not end with toilet wine and anal jokes?

@malcolmbarrett she was miseducated though, said so right on the album. Maybe nobody taught her to pay taxes

@chrisfurniss @charlesv can we work on replacing the phrase "that's just your opinion" with "that's just your edit"?

Google killing Reader is almost as smart as when they killed off sharing on Reader. All those people just went right on to Google+, right?

@mariekehardy "My map of Petrograd doesn't work now that all the streets of Leningrad have had their names changed" #SecondWorldProblems

@alphabelle Will Is Shamed Into a Loveless Marriage With Grace #RightWingSitcoms

Damnit, someone cut me off mid-rant. I'm going to lunch.

@bethefawn Our free health care comes with residency, what kind of dickhole system would tie the ability to get healthcare to employment?

@kate_leth if only someone gave her a ukelele

@bethefawn From now on, you have to give all times in the number of burgers you could eat.

@mariekehardy seems appropriate, both drag on past the point of enjoyment and don't end up anywhere

@rstevens "Stop, Or My Mom Will Yell About Anarchy Over Intercut MIDIs" was an underrated album

@jamesgunn ugh, Cereal Killer plotlines are the worst.

@danadearmond In Japan, Gwen Stefani is considered the "exotic" backup dancer for a fairly ordinary girl group that fetishises America

@rstevens I think what you're looking for is mad engineer... unless you want to do some mad peer reviewed research (ht @zachweiner)

@rstevens I hope you're getting the Jugga Low down on the best way to invest that kickstarter money before you make stuff

I bet @stephenfry is regretting all those jokes about QANTAS from Saturday's #QI in MEL now that they've got his wallet hostage

@danadearmond Pride and Pound Ass #literaryporntitles

@danadearmond Sense & Sensibility & #DanaDearmondsButthole