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How the fuck do you get arrested for resisting arrest?
Goddamn you ignorant mother fucking tea party asshats do everyone a favor and please kill yourselves ASAP.
Somehow I get the feeling that clothing optional tweetups should probably be avoided at all cost.
For Halloween I am going to dress nice and carry around a bible and go as a domestic terrorist
Let me know when everyone finally decides to picket Westboro Baptist Church. Ill be there.
Nice comb over you dick monkey.
I want to start a band. Tell me does the name Dick Cheese and the Crackers sound like a band you would go see?
Cornholio Cornholio, where for out thou Cornholio?
Excuse me Mr. Hipster but no one is going to take you and that fucked up curly waxed mustache serious. Buy a mirror, you look like a douche.
I know what I am talking about here so go ahead and zoom down, pan in and tilt out.
MAKEUP! MAKEUP! We are back in 3 minutes and Michelle Bachman is starting to melt.
Reality TV is in no way "Reality"
Excuse me sir, you ass hat is showing.
uhh tss uhh tss uhh tss uhh tss the records stuck the records stuck
Don't bogart that shit brah.
taste my Emmy winning taco sauce
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