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One of these kids is about to become a strange odor down in the basement.
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Off to bed hoping that there will be some paranormal activity going on in between the sheets because it's my last hope for some action today
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I'm pretty sure my fish is gay. He just hasn't come out of the bowl yet.
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My daughter got her eyebrows waxed for the first time today. The conjoined twins have finally been separated.
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I have 30 minutes to get this house clean. I guess I should rub a lamp.
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Your painfully bad jokes are making me smile like Renee Zellweger. Now stop already so I don't look like I got a surprise in my ass anymore.
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My kid just told me I have junk in my trunk. We're gonna revisit that one again after I put him in the trunk of my car.
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You can go to smartass.com little girl and click on grounded.
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Just a couple of more days of hair growth on my daughters legs and she's ready to be released into the wild.
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Costco is Walmart with a card.
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Tooth paste splashed in my eyes and hot coffee up my nose. Friday! I have arrived!!!!
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Doesn't everyone buy their husband Rogaine and Viagra when he turns 40? Pffft...He could have at least TRIED the Viagra.
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If you describe your child's rash & post a pic of it one more time on FB, I'm going to describe my yeast infection & include a pic of that.
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Accidentally just drank Half & Half from the carton thinking it was milk. Half & Half is the new milk in this house now. That stuff is good!
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If only Ice Mountain filled that 5 gallon jug of water that they deliver to my house with vodka.....I'd definitely drink more water.
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First rule of sarcasm club is that you don't direct it back at the person who taught you so well.
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What I lack in ambition, I make up for in laziness.
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I've been alone in my boss's office now for 15 minutes. I've rearranged enough stuff to make his day difficult.

Me: 1 pt

Boss: 0 pts
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I don't think America can take much more of Sarah Palin "going rogue". But then again, I haven't laughed really hard in a while.
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When life gives you lemons, squeeze the hell out of those guys and pour a bottle of vodka in it. Problem solved.
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