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Overhearing someone talk about gluten-free cat food makes me embarrassed to be human.
Well, Seattle is the first place I've ever seen four burly, bearded, plaid-wearing dudes sharing a bottle of white wine over brunch.
I think I found an apartment!
Just cleared immigration. I guess I'm an American resident now.
Am I the only person who refuses to read headlines ending in "what happens next will shock you" or "how they reacted will change your life".
I wish I was the genius that came up with putting moss in round jars and convincing hipsters it's not moss in a jar it's a $70 terrarium.
On the topic of social media pet peeves: I also don't get RTing every response to your tweets. We can click & find them if we're interested.
All my friends lately seem to be making babies. Me: I sometimes make breakfast. (But usually too lazy & just throw some fruit in a blender)
I've realised I'm the kind of asshole who will say hi to dogs before I say hi to their people.
Got my first paycheque in a couple months. Heading straight to Whole Food$, bitches.
What do douchebags eat for lunch?
Hahahaha I came up with that one myself guys.
Full-time pizza expert. I tend to also do things involving design, startups, UX, tech, mobile, the internet, books, art, fashion, running, food, and beer.
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