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Overhearing someone talk about gluten-free cat food makes me embarrassed to be human.
Well, Seattle is the first place I've ever seen four burly, bearded, plaid-wearing dudes sharing a bottle of white wine over brunch.
I think I found an apartment!
Just cleared immigration. I guess I'm an American resident now.
Am I the only person who refuses to read headlines ending in "what happens next will shock you" or "how they reacted will change your life".
On the topic of social media pet peeves: I also don't get RTing every response to your tweets. We can click & find them if we're interested.
All my friends lately seem to be making babies. Me: I sometimes make breakfast. (But usually too lazy & just throw some fruit in a blender)
I've realised I'm the kind of asshole who will say hi to dogs before I say hi to their people.
Got my first paycheque in a couple months. Heading straight to Whole Food$, bitches.
What do douchebags eat for lunch?
Hahahaha I came up with that one myself guys.
Everyone has been talking about Frozen so I seriously thought it was a band. A Disney movie? Grow up, you chumps.
Startup idea: Tinder but for local pizza slices that want to hook up with me.
There are a lot of dogs at my office and I'm all for equality but I swear I've never seen one do any work or contribute any ideas at all.
Multiple Pinterest Accounts Hacked, Flooded With Butt Pics. http://techcrunch.com/2014/03/27/pinterest-butt-hack/ … *snort*
Full-time pizza expert. I tend to also do things involving design, startups, UX, tech, mobile, the internet, books, art, fashion, running, food, and beer.