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EVERY JOKE IN 2014 SHOULD BE ACCOMPANIED BY AN ESSAY EXPLAINING ITS INTENT, AS WELL AS THE SOCIO-POLITICAL CONTEXT AND RAMIFICATIONS
Tough day for rapists.
Weddings r cool bc u can cry in public about other stuff as long as u look in the general direction of the bride + groom
DOES ANYONE WANT 2 COME OVER AND CRY LATER
I LOVE WHEN A MOTHERFUCKER I DONT FOLLOW THINKS I STOLE A TWEET BITCH I WILL DELETE ALL MY SHIT AND STILL DESTROY U W FRESH JOKES
Why cant Facebook end instead of Letterman
Tonight I didn't realize another pedestrian was nearby when I said the following sentence to my dog: "I love going on adventures with you"
Is it worse to kill 15 people or wear a fedora
what is life lol who are we lol what is our purpose lol
TECHNICALLY EVERYONE SHOULD BE CRYING AT ALL TIMES
One of the Greats. Brooklyn Nine Nine. Hour stand-up special on Netflix. Podcast on itunes. CAPS AREN'T YELLING THEY R ACTION MOVIE LEVEL INTENSITY TWEETING.
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