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EVERY JOKE IN 2014 SHOULD BE ACCOMPANIED BY AN ESSAY EXPLAINING ITS INTENT, AS WELL AS THE SOCIO-POLITICAL CONTEXT AND RAMIFICATIONS
Tough day for rapists.
Weddings r cool bc u can cry in public about other stuff as long as u look in the general direction of the bride + groom
Is it worse to kill 15 people or wear a fedora
I wish they'd crash twitter for THE REST OF OUR LIVES SO WE CUD BE FREE
MY RESOLUTION IS TO KEEP BEING COOL AS FUCK
Imagine Steve Harvey eating your pussy
Is it ok to reply to texts with "I don't exist."
IF U UNFOLLOW ME ON ANY SOCIAL MEDIA I HOPE U USE THAT EXTRA TIME TO GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER
Fun prank instead of "I love you" say "I loved you" to people in your life
One of the greats. Brooklyn Nine Nine, Kroll Show, Louie, Titanic. CAPS AREN'T YELLING THEY ARE ACTION MOVIE LEVEL INTENSITY TWEETING