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EVERY JOKE IN 2014 SHOULD BE ACCOMPANIED BY AN ESSAY EXPLAINING ITS INTENT, AS WELL AS THE SOCIO-POLITICAL CONTEXT AND RAMIFICATIONS
Tough day for rapists.
Weddings r cool bc u can cry in public about other stuff as long as u look in the general direction of the bride + groom
I LOVE WHEN A MOTHERFUCKER I DONT FOLLOW THINKS I STOLE A TWEET BITCH I WILL DELETE ALL MY SHIT AND STILL DESTROY U W FRESH JOKES
Tonight I didn't realize another pedestrian was nearby when I said the following sentence to my dog: "I love going on adventures with you"
Is it worse to kill 15 people or wear a fedora
what is life lol who are we lol what is our purpose lol
TECHNICALLY EVERYONE SHOULD BE CRYING AT ALL TIMES
hair not done nails not done everything not did
One of the greats. Brooklyn Nine Nine, Kroll Show, Louie, Titanic. CAPS AREN'T YELLING THEY R ACTION MOVIE LEVEL INTENSITY TWEETING. Hour special on Netflix
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