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EVERY JOKE IN 2014 SHOULD BE ACCOMPANIED BY AN ESSAY EXPLAINING ITS INTENT, AS WELL AS THE SOCIO-POLITICAL CONTEXT AND RAMIFICATIONS
Tough day for rapists.
Weddings r cool bc u can cry in public about other stuff as long as u look in the general direction of the bride + groom
DOES ANYONE WANT 2 COME OVER AND CRY LATER
I LOVE WHEN A MOTHERFUCKER I DONT FOLLOW THINKS I STOLE A TWEET BITCH I WILL DELETE ALL MY SHIT AND STILL DESTROY U W FRESH JOKES
Why cant Facebook end instead of Letterman
Tonight I didn't realize another pedestrian was nearby when I said the following sentence to my dog: "I love going on adventures with you"
Is it worse to kill 15 people or wear a fedora
what is life lol who are we lol what is our purpose lol
DUDE ELDERLY PEOPLE WIFI PW IS ALWAYS 15 DIGITS WRITTEN ON LOOSE SCRAP PAPER IN A DESK DRAWER IN A FOLDER UNDER SOME TRINKETS & BILLS
One of the Greats. Brooklyn Nine Nine. Hour stand-up special on Netflix. Podcast on itunes. CAPS AREN'T YELLING THEY R ACTION MOVIE LEVEL INTENSITY TWEETING.
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