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EVERY JOKE IN 2014 SHOULD BE ACCOMPANIED BY AN ESSAY EXPLAINING ITS INTENT, AS WELL AS THE SOCIO-POLITICAL CONTEXT AND RAMIFICATIONS
Tough day for rapists.
Weddings r cool bc u can cry in public about other stuff as long as u look in the general direction of the bride + groom
Is it worse to kill 15 people or wear a fedora
introvert party: sweatpants mandatory, coloring books provided, order drinks/food on phone (no lines), music not loud af, magazines avail,
I GOTTA GET MY SHIT TOGETHER IN 2018
The "nicest" people sometimes aren't nice at all but just people obsessed with being perceived as nice
I wish they'd crash twitter for THE REST OF OUR LIVES SO WE CUD BE FREE
i honestly dont want to do anything ever again
MY RESOLUTION IS TO KEEP BEING COOL AS FUCK
Is it ok to reply to texts with "I don't exist."
u should be able to click someones verified check and it takes u to a page that explains why
Imagine Steve Harvey eating your pussy
One of the greats. Brooklyn Nine Nine, Kroll Show, Louie, Titanic. CAPS AREN'T YELLING THEY R ACTION MOVIE LEVEL INTENSITY TWEETING. Hour special on Netflix