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EVERY JOKE IN 2014 SHOULD BE ACCOMPANIED BY AN ESSAY EXPLAINING ITS INTENT, AS WELL AS THE SOCIO-POLITICAL CONTEXT AND RAMIFICATIONS
Tough day for rapists.
Weddings r cool bc u can cry in public about other stuff as long as u look in the general direction of the bride + groom
Is it worse to kill 15 people or wear a fedora
Tonight I didn't realize another pedestrian was nearby when I said the following sentence to my dog: "I love going on adventures with you"
what is life lol who are we lol what is our purpose lol
EVEN IF I AM PHYSICALLY GOING TO UR THING - MENTALLY I AM UNABLE TO ATTEND
introvert party: sweatpants mandatory, coloring books provided, order drinks/food on phone (no lines), music not loud af, magazines avail,
I GOTTA GET MY SHIT TOGETHER IN 2018
SO MANY SPARKLING TITTIES TONITE
One of the greats. Brooklyn Nine Nine, Kroll Show, Louie, Titanic. CAPS AREN'T YELLING THEY R ACTION MOVIE LEVEL INTENSITY TWEETING. Hour special on Netflix
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