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If I die young bury me in tacos, lay me down in a bed of pizzas
I'm sorry your life didn't turn out how you expected it to. No one's does. Be better, not bitter.
I could go for a beer. Or a margarita. Or anything alcoholic, really.
Miss Me jeans: proof that people will pay an obscene amount of money for things that look reeeeally cheap.
Me: finish your sandwich.
Liam: check yourself before you wreck yourself.
I'm judging you by your shoes.
I wish it were socially acceptable to never wear pants.
I just flat out refuse to fucking surround myself with bitter people.
Everyone's entitled to their own opinion, sure, but if it makes a whole group of people feel less than human, is it worth stating?
Me: why are your pants off...?
Liam: I took them off so I could wash my hands.
Believe it or not, life isn't a competition.
May your life someday be as awesome as your pretend it is on Facebook.
LOL @ the butthurt Romney supporters on my timeline. I don't want to gloat but your tweets are really amusing me.
It's scary being an adult and still not knowing what the fuck you want to do with your life. :(
Supermom, cat lady, Batman nerd, X-Files enthusiast, music snob, English major.